Will Smith, Helen Mirren, and Martin Freeman on the Perils of Using Public Restrooms as a Celeb

On The Graham Norton Show, an all-star panel, including Will Smith, Dame Helen Mirren, and Martin Freeman discussed the strangest places they’ve ever been recognized. And Helen Mirren’s answer steered the conversation in a … different direction, citing the social anxiety of being stuck in a long ladies’ room line while being recognized.

I know what you’re thinking: “Helen, stop it. You’re just confirming the irrational bathroom fears that I spent three years in therapy trying to overcome.” But Will Smith’s got an even worse scenario in mind: having the dude next to you at the urinals try to chat you up midstream. Never get “Fresh” with the “Prince” when he’s got “Seven Pounds” to relieve in the “Pursuit of Happiness.” It’s enough to drive the man to join some kind of “Suicide Squad.”

Martin Freeman agrees, citing the time he had two fellows evaluate him in tandem while at the stalls. Come on, guys. That’s just rude.

Watch Edward Norton recall the time he thought he was going to hook up with Helen Mirren:

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