Humor: Clickbait titles for classic poems

Not really into poetry? I don't blame you. Some of those titles are drier than a new box of cat litter. If the classic poets really wanted more people to read their stuff, they'd consider writing engaging titles, to get the audience's interest. Here are some examples of titles I'd click on right away if they came onto my feed.

Only One of These Roads Leads to a Fulfilling Life -By Robert Frost

I Went Cruising with Death and It Wasn’t So Bad - Emily Dickinson

They Didn’t Know They All Wore One Until I Wrote This Poem -Paul Laurence Dunbar

I’m Bringing Sexy Weather Back: Weather Comparisons That Will Make Them Putty in Your Hands -William Shakespeare

What Your Aunt’s Fingers Can Tell You About Her Marital Happiness -Adrianne Rich

Strange But True: I Was Cock-blocked By a Flea -John Donne

10 Reasons Why Being Poor is Actually Superior to Being Rich -W.H. Davies

My Roommate is a Raven and It’s Not As Fun As You’d Think -Edgar Allen Poe

A Man Had a Dream. This is How It Died -Langston Hughes

Do You Have Daddy Issues? Read More to Find Out -Sylvia Plath

Can Nature Help Your Mental Health? Signs Point to Yes -William Wordsworth

Why You, and I, Will Most Likely Be Forgotten After You Die -Percy Bysshe Shelley

Before You Throw Your Shoe at That Mouse, Read This -Robert Burns

I Went to a Real Goblin Market And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! -Christina Rossetti

5 Pieces of Evidence That Prove The Tiger Was Created By God -William Blake

Why Does The Cage Bird Sing? I Know Why (And I’ll Tell You) -Maya Angelou