Has Rudy Giuliani Become a 'Page Six' Ghostwriter?
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has a flair for overstatement. He once deemed the Iran nuclear deal one of the "worst" deals the United States has ever made. He has referred to Donald Trump as "a genius." And in 2008, he said, "I'm probably one of the four or five best known Americans in the world." (On behalf of over three hundred countries: Who?)
And recent evidence indicates he's at it once more, this time under a pen name.
Earlier this week, Page Six published a short piece titled, "Women Are Lining Up to Date Rudy Giuliani." (Reminder: This man.) The report is attributed to famed columnist Cindy Adams, but its tone suggests a different writer. One with perhaps more personal investment in the matter at hand-and an extreme commitment to extended feline metaphors.
The soon-to-be divorced Giuliani "is coming off to Upper East Side sex kittens like catnip," the piece reads. "They're purring at him. Sidling-if not actually front-ling-in his direction."
Don't pause to wonder what "front-ling" is. Let's just proceed.
"Pussycats in their 40s-so OK, so like maybe really late 40s-are setting saucers of milk," it goes on. "One meowed she's 'always loved Rudy.' And, 'No matter what, he’s still Rudy'-whatever that means."
Please, no one explain. We've been through enough.
But the women "best trim her claws," because Giuliani is focused on his true loves-not romance, but "golf, wine, cigars, steak, and conversation."
It's a good list, whoever wrote it. Full of just the kind of interests Giuliani would tick off on Tinder, and missing just the sort of ones he'd leave out. Ah, well--one woman's Weird Guy Who Doesn't Know How to Use Airpods is another woman's dream guy.
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