Noah Cyrus Is Literally Selling Her Tears For Thousands of Dollars
If there's anything Noah Cyrus learned from her messy AF breakup with Lil Xan, it's how to turn trash into thousands of dollars worth of treasure. In a few short hours, Noah will release her six-song EP, Good Cry, which will talk about her feelings and (duh!) her former relationship. To celebrate the launch, Noah is dropping some merch, which appropriately includes her very own TEARS!
Yeah, there are Billy Ray Cyrus T-Shirts and "Noah Cyrus Sucks" sweaters, but these tears are clearly where you should spend all your hard-earned money. For the low, low price of $12,000 exactly 12 tears "made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness" can be yours forever or, at the very least, until evaporation runs its course.
Noah didn't specify if these tears are the same ones she shed on Instagram Live right after she and Lil Xan broke up, but does that even matter? Go buy them now and please @ me so we know who did! They're only available for 48 hours so hop to it!
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