No Offense, But You'll Never Be Anywhere As Funny As These 46 People

1. This person who was holding their cat accountable:

Child support from funny

2. This person who gave careful instructions:

Helpful sign from funny

3. This person who came up with this warning sign:

Legit sign post from funny

4. This hospital worker who created this helpful Venn diagram:

My coworker put this on our office door at the hospital I work at. from funny

5. This injured person who was tired of answering questions:

Anticipating questions at work from funny

6. This paint store employee who wrote this message:

A notice at my local paint store. from funny

7. This person who came up with the idea for this bread packaging:

Bread is sexy from funny

8. This dad who redefined what an egg sandwich is:

My dad asked me if I wanted an egg sandwich. I'm not even mad, this is genius! from funny

9. This restaurant worker who organized these onion rings:

I was served this onion ring tower while dining with my mom. from funny

10. This person who was giving their job the proper notice:

Handing in this resignation letter today from funny

11. These people who surprised their friend with a big gift:

Our friend is buying his first home today, so we worked with his realtor to be sure this is the first thing waiting for him in his kitchen after closing. from funny

12. This person who didn't want people to think he was a panic hoarder:

Spotted at local gas station. “It’s for my lawn mower. I swear” from funny

13. This McDonald's employee who came up with this sign:

Spotted at my local McDonald's. I feel uhhhh... mocked. from funny

14. This customer who was just not willing to do the actual math:

My wife found this on one of her tables today at work from funny

15. This person who posted in Facebook Marketplace:

“Nintendo Switch OLED” from funny

16. The person who made this ad to troll people:

Injured? Good from funny

17. This person who threw shade at some guys:

I found a 6 inch banana! from funny

18. This Lyft driver who offered a tailored customer experience:

Welcome to Cameron’s car from funny

19. This kid who told their parent the bathroom was flooding:

I cancelled a call mid-presentation bc my 9yo told me water was running all over her bathroom floor… from funny

20. This kid who should start drawing comics:

My son drew this in 5th grade. Perhaps I'm biased but I thought it was clever and funny. from funny

21. This person who made a cake of Shrek swimming in a swamp:

Not exactly how I envisioned my Shrek themed birthday cake... from funny

22. This person who got what their kids wanted for Christmas...kinda:

The kids have been asking, dad is delivering. Christmas is going to be great... from funny

23. This person who accurately renamed hand sanitizer:

Hand sanitizer found at my chiropractor's office. from funny

24. This person who tried a good, ol' fashioned hack:

Just put your phone in rice, should be fine in the morning from funny

25. This person who shared a little treat:

Someone at a festival offered me a little bag of coke from funny

26. This person who gave clients a clever warning:

A sign outside a off strip casino in Las Vegas...talk about pulling a Ferris. from funny

27. This employee who advertised this restaurant:

NO such thing as bad publicity. Wally’s Pub here on the NH seacoast, brilliantly seeing to it. from funny

28. This person who labeled the nativity scene very specifically:

I’m pretty sure my mom will never again ask my help with putting away the nativity scene from funny

29. This bartender who was trying to avoid another mess:

Spilled my drink so the bartender made me a sippy cup from funny

30.This person who thought out of the box when it came to communicating with their spouse:

I think he made his point very clear from r/funny

31. This person who got their spouse a celebratory cake:

My wife got me a cake, I’m having my rectum removed on Tuesday. from funny

32.This Arby's employee who had to make a vital clarification:

A few days ago a car drove through an Arby's. This was their sign today. from r/funny

33.This person who played a BRUTAL joke on their partner:

34. This person who set up a truly unique Halloween decoration:

This is the first time I’ve seen this type of Halloween decoration from funny

35.This person who gave their doctor a literal stool sample:

My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor from r/funny

36. This person who created a stunning sign for their graphic design department:

The sign on my husbands graphic design department from funny

37. This Barnes & Noble employee who came up with a new way to categorize romance novels:

Romance display at my local Barnes & Nobles. I probably laughed too loud. from funny

38. The person who gave this truck a clever nickname:

Glass bottle recycling truck in my home town from funny

39.This coworker who was excited for warmer weather:

Co-worker sent me this... We work at NASA. from r/funny

40.And this person who had their husband play Russian roulette with baked goods:

My Husband wanted a sweet treat. I made orange rolls. To keep it interesting, one of these has nacho cheese on it. from r/funny

41.This person who felt forced to change their iconic "Live, Laugh, Love" sign:

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it. from r/funny

42.This Sonic employee who was trying to take down the competition:

This manager just doesn't care anymore from r/funny

43. This person who put a very important message on their dog's collar:

The collar my mom has for her dog from funny

44. This person who wrapped a birthday gift in CEMENT:

Each year my brother and I compete to give the hardest to open birthday gift. This year I’ve wrapped his gift in concrete from funny

45. And lastly, this person who was promoting the vaccine:

Found at my ICU from funny