I'm Completely Dead Looking At All These Painfully Awkward Things People Really Thought They Could Sell On The Internet

Most of us have browsed through Marketplace at some point and stumbled upon truly bizarre items for sale, leaving us questioning the future of this beautiful experiment we call humanity. Here are some of the strangest things people have encountered while shopping online:

1.A very gently used couch:

2.Precisely one right (not left) shoe:

3.A plate of lasagna about the size of a foot:

4.An unfinished baby:

5.Four thousand pennies:

6.The most stunning mirror:

7.A beautiful painting of the Messiah chowin' down on a big, fat dog:

8.A precision-cut dog bowl holder:

9.A very functional, very stylish grill:

10.Literally just a bag of floss picks from CVS:

11.A ring coming from a beloved place:

12.The most terrifying thing of french fries ever assembled:

13.A very stern gym:

14.Ornaments made with love and spaghetti:

15.A gem-mint 10 signed Bible:

16.A bunch of floor shrimp:

17.The saddest sign to have to sell:

18.An absolute steal for a dirty, cat-piss-covered couch:

19.Joots:

20.A Cheeto sold by someone with a firm grasp of the principles of SEO:

21.Big Simon:

22.A choice we must all make in life:

23.A baby chair that's seen some things...terrible things:

24.A literal rock:

25.A bed that someone seemingly spontaneously combusted in:

26.An expensive hornet's nest:

27.And Big Chip: