The Funniest Pumpkin Quotes and Puns to Use on Instagram
As soon as the morning temps dip below 60 degrees and we detect the first hint of crispness in the air, we declare it's time! Pumpkin season is here, and we're ready to eat, drink, and be spooky with our favorite fall gourd. And, of course, we want to take photos and share them with our friends on Instagram along with clever quotes and puns about pumpkins. Well, we're here to make that easy for you with a full list of funny and cute messages to keep you going throughout the season. There are even some pumpkin quotes for couples celebrating the cuddly, cozy season together.
Whether you're looking for an Instagram caption for your latest trip to the pumpkin patch or you're just in need of some fall holiday-themed Dad jokes for the trick or treaters, you can’t go wrong with this list of fun sayings. You can even carve one of these clever ideas into your pumpkin if you'd like. We think you'll especially enjoy the ones from your favorite movies, but we also have short and sweet one-liners that will fit on any little gourd you select.
Now all that's left to do is whip up your favorite pumpkin dessert and enjoy your 1,000th viewing of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Orange You Pumped for Autumn?
An "orange" pun never gets old.
Blood Type: Pumpkin Spice
My coffee cup doesn't lie.
I Heard a Pumpkin a Day Keeps the Goblins Away
Seems to be working so far!
Sugar and Pumpkin Spice and All Things Nice!
Pretty sure Robert Southey would agree!
Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie. Soon Your Love Will Be All Mine
The 1966 song from Jan & The Techniques still rings true today.
Gone Pumpkin Pickin'
Hanging this on the door for the month of October.
I Am the Pumpkin King
That would explain a lot...
What's Cookin' Gourd Lookin'?
How's about cooking pumpkin up with me?
Don't Go(urd) Breakin' My Heart
I couldn't if I tried!
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Can't wait to watch it again this year!
Oh My Gourdness, It's Autumn!
Your autumn-loving friends will appreciate this expression.
Gourd Out of my Mind
We all feel spacey from time to time. Your friend who loses her keys every morning will appreciate this pun.
You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern
Confident folks will enjoy using this expression.
I'm Ahead of the Carve
This pun is perfect for your intelligent friends.
You Really Struck a Gourd With Me
This pun will catch anyone's attention.
I Think About You a (Pumpkin Spice) Latte
It's punny and it involves our favorite drink. Check and check!
What Do You Get When You Drop a Pumpkin?
You get squash! Get it? We can't imagine a better caption for those squash-filled Instagram photos.
I'm a Pun King
Indeed you are! And what's better than including the word "pun" within a pun? Talk about meta.
Let's Pumpkin Spice Things Up
Let's—and say we did! This one would be fun to share with all your girlfriends before a night out on the town.
How Do You Mend a Broken Jack-o'-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch, of course! Share this one with your littlest kids—it'll have them cracking up.
I Only Have Pies for You
Share this one-liner with your sweetie. (We're sure they only have pies for you too!)
I Love You a Latte
Who else loves a pumpkin spice latte on a crisp fall day? We sure do!
I'm Hollow Inside
Maybe that's why jack-o'-lanterns can look a little scary.
Let's Carve Out Some Fun
'Tis the season for some fun fall activities!
Wow, You're Jacked!
It looks like some gourd-geous person has been hitting the gym.
Let's Spice Things Up
Even better—let's pumpkin spice things up.
Dear Gourd!
Melodramatic much? This one's got your name written all over it.
Fa-Boo-Lous
What do you call a stylish ghost? Fa-boo-lous!
Go Big or Gourd Home
Halloween only comes once a year, after all!
Hallow-Queen
Claim your title as the hostess with the mostess with this cute expression carved on your pumpkin.
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
Love pumpkin spice a latte? Then go for this!
Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk About
This creative pumpkin decorating idea will get 'em talking!
Hello, Gourd-Geous
Greet your guests with this expression featured on a porch pumpkin.
Bone Appetit
Feature this expression on a jack-o'-lantern or painted pumpkin near your Halloween party food spread.
Have a Gourd Time!
'Tis the season!
Bone to be Wild
Style this pumpkin pun next to a skeleton or skull to create a Halloween statement that's spooky and a bit sassy.
Let's Get Smashed
This one's oh-so-right for parties.
Gourd of the Rings
Ringers, this pumpkin pun is for you!
#SquashGoals
Place this one near other pumpkins and gourds to really make an impact.
Pumpkin Pi
Get it?
Boo-Yah
Embellish a big or small pumpkin with this simple message to tell everyone you're ready to have a good time.
Creep It Real
Make your friends smile with this cheeky pun.
Hey, Boo-tiful
Surprise someone with special with this sweet message.
Howl You Doin'?
You know Joey from Friends would love this one!
I'll Never Ghost You
Think of this one as a modern love letter you can carve into your pumpkin.
I'm Here for the Boos
If this sounds like you, be sure to try one of our spellbinding Halloween cocktail recipes.
If You've Got It, Haunt It
Oh yeah! This simple message says it all.
Let's Get Lit
Carve this into a pumpkin, throw a candle inside, and you've got the perfect Halloween statement.
Life Is Gourd
When pumpkin season is here, life is always gourd.
Love at First Bite
Sink your teeth into this vampire-inspired pun.
More Boos Please
Place this decked out pumpkin near your drink table at your next party.
Mummy of the Year
Mamas and moms-to-be will appreciate this Halloween expression.
Oh My Gourd!
Embrace your inner drama queen with this amusing expression.
Shake Your Boo-ty
This one will make you want to throw on your Halloween playlist and shake it.
The Stakes Are High
Vampire fans will appreciate this fang-tastic pun.
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