The Funniest 10 Beach Towels You Can Buy

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The Funniest 10 Beach Towels You Can BuyCourtesy Amazon


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Sure, brightly striped beach towels are the norm, but sometimes a hilariously-themed one brings a whole new meaning to the saying “fun in the sun.” Not only can these quickly dry you off after a dip in the ocean and can keep you sand-free while you tan or eat along the water’s edge, but they can also keep you (and your fellow beachgoers) entertained. From larger-than-life burrito beach towels that look so realistic to plush towels with images of your favorite Golden Girls, here are 11 of the most fun beach towels you can buy right now.

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Franco Collectibles 'The Golden Girls' Beach Towel

Calling all Golden Girls fans: If you don't yet own this neon-colored towel that pays homage to Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia, and Rose, you're missing out. Come to think of it, we wonder if the girls would've liked to use this towel during their tropical island vacation (remember that episode?).

<p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BSVHYPZG?tag=syn-yahoo-20&ascsubtag=%5Bartid%7C10063.g.44401470%5Bsrc%7Cyahoo-us" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>Franco Collectibles 'The Golden Girls' Beach Towel</p><p>$19.99</p><p>amazon.com</p>

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Franco Collectibles 'The Golden Girls' Beach Towel

$19.99

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Round Donut Beach Towel

Is there anything sweeter than this donut beach towel? Made with a thick microfiber, this side-splitting towel is 59 inches in diameter and can fit multiple people on it with no problem.

<p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B086ZH191Z?tag=syn-yahoo-20&ascsubtag=%5Bartid%7C10063.g.44401470%5Bsrc%7Cyahoo-us" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>Round Donut Beach Towel</p><p>$18.99</p><p>amazon.com</p><span id=Courtesy of Amazon - Amazon Prime
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Funny Selfie Dogs Beach Towel

If you're a dog person, then you need to add this wacky beach towel to your cart ASAP. It’s made from 100% cotton and features a bevy of smiling dogs in bright, eye-catching colors.

<p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MZIY7M5?tag=syn-yahoo-20&ascsubtag=%5Bartid%7C10063.g.44401470%5Bsrc%7Cyahoo-us" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>Funny Selfie Dogs Beach Towel</p><p>$17.99</p><p>amazon.com</p>

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Funny Selfie Dogs Beach Towel

$17.99

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The Big One Beach Scene Extra Large Beach Towel

Have a meta beach moment by laying down this large towel, that features an umbrella beach scene, on the sand.

<p><a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=74968X1596630&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kohls.com%2Fproduct%2Fprd-5889468%2Fthe-big-one-beach-scene-extra-large-beach-towel.jsp&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redbookmag.com%2Fpromotions%2Fproducts%2Fg44401470%2Ffunny-beach-towels%2F" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>The Big One Beach Scene Extra Large Beach Towel</p><p>$19.99</p><p>kohls.com</p>

ban.do Giant Sardines Towel

Who knew sardines could be so cute? This well-made oversized beach sheet brings a colorful pop of color to any outdoor hang.

<p><a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=74968X1596630&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bando.com%2Fproducts%2Fbeach-please-giant-towel-sardines&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redbookmag.com%2Fpromotions%2Fproducts%2Fg44401470%2Ffunny-beach-towels%2F" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>ban.do Giant Sardines Towel</p><p>$42.95</p><p>bando.com</p>

ban.do Giant Smile Towel

You can't look at this towel without smiling. This bright pick is made from terry cloth and is around six feet long.

<p><a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=74968X1596630&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bando.com%2Fproducts%2Fbeach-please-giant-towel-smile&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redbookmag.com%2Fpromotions%2Fproducts%2Fg44401470%2Ffunny-beach-towels%2F" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>ban.do Giant Smile Towel</p><p>$42.95</p><p>bando.com</p>

The Big One Green Drinks Extra Large Beach Towel

This beach towel, which includes colorful illustrations of daiquiris, martinis, and margaritas, is the perfect towel to enjoy a cocktail on while lying by the pool.

<p><a href="https://go.redirectingat.com?id=74968X1596630&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kohls.com%2Fproduct%2Fprd-5889472%2Fthe-big-one-green-drinks-extra-large-beach-towel.jsp&sref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redbookmag.com%2Fpromotions%2Fproducts%2Fg44401470%2Ffunny-beach-towels%2F" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>The Big One Green Drinks Extra Large Beach Towel</p><p>$19.99</p><p>kohls.com</p>

Original Tortilla Burrito Towel

Everyone needs a realistic-looking burrito towel. This popular pick, which has over 200 5-star ratings, clocks in at 70 inches long and is made with comfy moisture-wicking cotton. It also comes in children’s sizes if you’re looking for something a bit smaller.

<p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08M4BBF6H?tag=syn-yahoo-20&ascsubtag=%5Bartid%7C10063.g.44401470%5Bsrc%7Cyahoo-us" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>Original Tortilla Burrito Towel</p><p>$17.99</p><p>amazon.com</p><span id=Courtesy of Amazon - Amazon Prime
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ban.do Giant Watermelon Beach Towel

This giant fringed beach towel is perfect to use for a summer picnic. Made from red and green terry cloth, this quirky pick is the summertime accessory you didn't know you needed.

<p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09QTSJYRG?tag=syn-yahoo-20&ascsubtag=%5Bartid%7C10063.g.44401470%5Bsrc%7Cyahoo-us" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>ban.do Giant Watermelon Beach Towel</p><p>$59.95</p><p>amazon.com</p>

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ban.do Giant Watermelon Beach Towel

$59.95

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Selfie Cats Beach Towel

We can’t get enough of this zany beach towel that features a bunch of smiling cats in a neon-colored setting. Although this pick has a “beach towel” in the name, feel free to use it to dry off after showering whenever you feel like a laugh.

<p><a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07D95N968?tag=syn-yahoo-20&ascsubtag=%5Bartid%7C10063.g.44401470%5Bsrc%7Cyahoo-us" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" data-ylk="slk:Shop Now;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas" class="link ">Shop Now</a></p><p>Selfie Cats Beach Towel</p><p>$20.99</p><p>amazon.com</p><span id=Courtesy of Amazon - Amazon Prime" data-src=https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/gbmgqC4sZEtB_YkKeKpHOQ--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTYxNQ--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/redbook_842/0e6bec37a646966496600f7fb2615ef1>

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