The Full Story of How Prince Harry Lost His Virginity in a Field Behind a Pub
Every been curious to know how Prince Harry lost his virginity? Yeah me neither, but here we are. Harry tells the story in his memoir, Spare, which leaked yesterday thanks to accidentally going on sale early in Spain.
And according to a passage published in Us Weekly, Harry describes losing his virginity during an “inglorious episode with an older woman.” I'm! Listening!
“She liked horses, quite a lot, and treated me unlike a young stallion. Quick ride, after which she’d smacked my rump and sent me to grace,” he mused. “Among the many things about it that were wrong. It happened in a grassy field behind a busy pub.”
Wow. A lot to process here. Harry obviously didn't reveal who the "older woman" in question was, but you can check out his full dating history over this way if you feel like theorizing.
Anyway, this is hardly the only TMI moment from Prince Harry's book. He also recalled his penis (or "todger") being frostbitten during Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding thanks to a recent trip to the North Pole. As he poetically put it, “While the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn’t. It was becoming more of an issue by the day."
Fear not: he got his todger looked at the following day, and we're gonna go ahead and assume it healed just fine. Anyway, goodbye as I take some time to process all of the above sentences.
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