What Your Favorite Reality TV Show Says About You
You consider yourself to be very attractive (although you try to be humble about it), and don’t understand why you have yet to be discovered for your wit, charm, and drinking abilities.
You’re the person who walks into work on Monday morning with a smirk because none of your coworkers know about the unforgivable things you did that weekend.
You consider yourself a ~free spirit~ and more independent than most people can handle. However, you always make yourself available to give a helping hand.
You claim to be really good at mimicking accents and will prove it to anyone who will listen. You probably also have a slight crush on a coworker (who may or may not have an accent).
On a typical Friday night, you’re either sipping on a glass of white or doing shot after shot. There is no in between.
Let’s just say that you’re full of emotions. One minute you’re flipping a table, and the next you’re all about that love, love, love. But hey, if someone can handle you, they can handle anything.
You’re equal parts business and partying, and will look for opportunities to combine the two. If there were one word to describe you, it would be cool, not all like, uncool.
You’ve been known to drop a pretty penny on something frivolous, and you don’t regret it one bit. Your ideal afternoon is spent buying a miniature horse and sipping on a glass of chilled rosé.
The people you date wonder how such a pretty face can be so psycho. But you take that as a compliment, which may be part of the problem.
You’ve mastered the fine arts of throwing shade and spilling the tea. Money is your favorite thing (next to your family and wigs).
You tell your friends what they may or may not want to hear, but it’s for their own good. Also, dating isn’t exactly your forte, but you stay swiping on apps like your life depends on it.
You’ve said more than once that your crazy family needs their own TV show. When asked for your name at Starbucks, you definitely used Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall, or Kylie not too long ago.
You believe the thought of going to the gym is much more appealing than actually going. You thrive when being drunk by/on a beach.
You’re the person who does illegal things on Saturday nights and attends church on Sunday mornings. You really want to better yourself but, at the end of the day, you accept yourself for the train wreck that you are.
You make a bigger deal of small inconveniences than is necessary, but everyone accepts you anyway. On the plus side, you’re really good at hiding your alcohol in frowned-upon places.
You’re probably looking forward to your high school reunion more than anyone else in your class. You love dressing for a theme (which means you would never be caught dead wearing combat boots on the beach).
You’re that person who overshares on social media, but hey, it’s your page so they can unfollow if they want, right?
You will triple-text someone you just started talking to without batting an eye. You probably make your bed once a week and believe tequila is necessary in a balanced diet.
You like to pretend that you have your life together, but you’re really one drink away from a nervous breakdown.
You still cry when Rose lets go of Jack’s hand in Titanic and can’t stop thinking about how he could still be alive if she just moved the hell over. You’re not really into sports, but will go to sporting events for the food and drinks.
One time at a wedding, you were low-key overly sad that you didn’t catch the bouquet or garter. And if you did catch it, you immediately started looking around for your future husband or wife.
You're dedicated AF and appreciate the little things in life. However, you'll kill anyone who dares touch your leftover food in the fridge.
You’re a backseat driver who claims to know the best route to get anywhere. Your worst nightmare is eating and doing the same thing day after day.
Your ideal job is being an “influencer” and drinking mojitos in the middle of the afternoon. Your dog is the only person who truly understands you.
“I’m just being honest” is your favorite excuse for the questionable things that come out of your mouth. You’re dying to go to Coachella (even though you’ll never admit it out loud).
If snoozing your alarm was an Olympic sport, you would win gold. You’ve definitely drank a little too much at a concert and gotten emotional.
You’re the kind of person who has been somewhere once, but claim it’s your favorite place and you know all the best places to go. And you like to pretend that that long hallway in your office is a runway.
Glitter is a neutral in your wardrobe. You work out strictly so you can eat anything and everything you want.
You’re always late, no matter how hard you try. But on the bright side, no one makes a box of mac and cheese quite like you do.
Whenever a friend tells you that they’re talking to someone new, you find out more about them within 5 minutes than your friend probably knows after hours of conversation. Some say you’re creepy, but you just consider yourself resourceful.
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You consider yourself to be very attractive (although you try to be humble about it), and don’t understand why you have yet to be discovered for your wit, charm, and drinking abilities.
Yes, it matters which Real Housewives series you love most.
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