How Every Zodiac Sign Deals With a Bad Breakup

We've all had more than our share of schmucks, but could their sign be to blame for their crappy breakup style? According to ELLE.com's resident astrology gurus the AstroTwins, yes and YES. Scroll through below to see if you don't recognize any of these:

Aries (March 21–April 20)

Kicks you out suddenly, begs you back three months later...

Taurus (April 21–May 20)

Changes FB status to "Single" and blocks your texts...

Gemini (May 21–June 20)

Finds someone new then insists that you were never REALLY together...

Cancer (June 21–July 20)

BFFs your mom and lets her do the dirty work...

Leo (July 21–August 20)

Throws your shit out the door, turns your picture into a viral meme...

Virgo (August 21–September 20)

Turns all your friends against you and drives you out of town...

Libra (September 21–October 20)

Says it's over but then won't. Let it. Die...

Scorpio (October 21–November 20)

Slashes your tires, then secretly stalks you...

Sagittarius (November 21–December 20)

Suggests having an open relationship...

Capricorn (December 21–January 20)

Accepts a six-month job on a remote island...

Aquarius (January 21–February 20)

"Let's just be friends..."

Pisces (February 21–March 20)

Guilts you into feeling like a douchebag and paying their rent for a year...

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