You don't love live shows: I have questions for concertgoers who record everything
I can be very honest about how I feel about concerts, but it's time for those who record entire shows to share their true feelings as well.
In full transparency, nothing about this article is satirical. I hate concerts. I know, as a Black man who grew up in the '90s, which is often referred to as the Golden Era of Hip-Hop, I'm supposed to love concerts. I should have a collection of Black Moon and Wu-Tang t-shirts and Tupac and Biggie bobbleheads next to a photo album with laminated copies of my first Jay-Z tickets. Well, I would've saved my Jay-Z tickets if I could go back in time; he's the exception not the rule, but other than that, I can't stand concerts.
I don't like the crowds. The struggle to find parking takes years off of my life. The seats are always too tight, even in the VIP section, and the overpriced food sucks, the overpriced drinks suck, and every line is so long. Ridiculously long – like, how long does it take to buy and serve chicken tenders and canned margaritas? And this isn't the worst. The parking, food and drink doesn't compare to the etiquette of so-called concert lovers, who always feel a need to venture away from the seats they paid for.
My seats – there is always a person in my seat, leaving me with two highly uncomfortable options. Option one is forcing my way through the aisle with my camera light on, shining that light on the person sitting in my chair and telling them to move as they explain the mix-up and how they made a mistake and sat in the wrong chair. Option two is having the usher embarrassingly escort them out of this section they knew they should not have been in, causing everyone in the row to miss a portion of the concert because they felt a need to get more for their buck. I hate both options equally, but it must be done because I always try to buy the seats with the most legroom. It never fails. I always end up having to play this awkward game of musical chairs, and for what? If I'm being sincere, I'm not even sure I like live music.
Streaming technology has revolutionized how we engage music. Songs sound better coming out of my Sonos or Apple headphones than some super loudspeaker that could give me tinnitus. And I can stream those songs from home, where the food and drinks are always great and priced just right. At this point, you're probably thinking, why does he go if this guy hates concerts so much? The answer is straightforward: I am married, and my wife loves live music.
She only prefers live music; if she had it her way, Patti LaBelle would sit in her passenger seat and scream high notes of, "Daydreaming and I'm thinking of you," into her ear, as she drove to work in the morning. This year she has seen Erykah Badu with her close friend, Anita Baker, and Babyface with our moms, in addition to SWV, Jodeci, Dru Hill twice, Janet Jackson, and we are going to see Usher.
Thinking of the seats make my knees ache, but I'm a good husband, so if it makes her happy, then I proudly go, attempt to dance with her in between those tight-a** seats, and smile as if I am as excited as a Supreme Court Justice at a Trump rally. These concerts ultimately make me happy because she's content. I know my wife is content, because she is present the entire time, singing every song word for word as she drifts into a place only big enough to hold her in the music. My wife does not pull out her phone, become distracted by other concertgoers or sit down really. Because of that, her actions leave me questioning other people who attend concerts – people who don't seem to be as engaged as her.
So many claim to love concerts, like my wife, but I feel like they don't really enjoy the show, more like me – mainly because they're spending their time recording the entire event. To better explain my thoughts, I compiled a list of questions I have for people who have the need to document live shows.
When I tell my friends I hate concerts, they try to make me feel bad. But do those people who record entire shows enjoy themselves? Do they love concerts, or are they just looking for something to do in hopes that it will hurry up and end? I need answers.
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