How You Would Die in a Horror Movie Based on Your Zodiac Sign
How You Would Die in a Horror Movie Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Halloween is here, and is there any better way to celebrate the spookiest time of year than with your favorite horror movie? Whether you're a lover of the old-school scream queens who find a way to outwit the killer or secretly rooting for everyone to die in that cabin in the woods, these films have everything you need for a scare-tastic October. Everyone has their favorite slasher film or scary flick to watch, but have you ever wondered if you have what it takes to survive a real-life haunting? Most zodiac signs don't have what it takes to escape the killer's clutches. And in this Halloween-inspired article, only one lucky sign will make it out alive, and one will be revealed as the killer.
Keep reading to learn how you'll meet your end and find out which zodiac sign is secretly the killer.
Aries: Dies Trying To Be the Hero
Aries is the fearless friend in any group, which means you're not scared of anything. Your adventurous lifestyle takes you to places beyond your wildest dreams, but it can also be what gets you in trouble. So, it's not unlikely that you'd find yourself facing off against a killer in an unknown location. Being the loyal and brave person you are, you'd be the first to stand up and find a way out of the terrifying situation you're all in. Even when tensions are high and everyone else is paralyzed with fear, you have the courage to fight. Sadly, the killer is counting on you to be impulsive and reactive when the people you care about are in danger, which is how you might end up meeting your demise.
Taurus: Dies After Splitting From the Group
Taurus is the grounded and practical earth sign, famous for having a stubborn attitude. You like to stick to a predictable routine and avoid taking risks whenever possible. It’s unlikely you’d find yourself in this scenario in the first place. So when you realize that things are going south, you’re the type to take charge and try to figure it out on your own while the group is arguing about whether to face the killer or try to flee to safety. You prefer to break off and try to escape on your own before things get ugly, which allows the killer to take advantage of your solo approach and make you an early target.
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Gemini: Dies After Taunting the Killer
Gemini is the charming social butterfly of the zodiac. You have a quick wit and an extroverted charm that attracts a lot of friends. You're probably the one who planned this little vacation getaway, and you're pissed that some psychopath in the woods has decided to ruin your weekend away with your friends. As the most expressive member of the zodiac, you're the first to vocalize your suspicions when things go wrong. And while your quick-thinking mind is a definite asset, your need to get the final word ultimately gives away your position and gives the killer a chance to silence you once and for all.
Cancer: Dies Trying To Save a Friend
Cancer is the zodiac's homebody, and you're probably cursing yourself that you've landed in such a mess! Though you might be seen as a crybaby to some, you're tougher than you look, making you a formidable opponent to a killer who likes to underestimate people. You know how to turn your fear into fuel–and it'll keep you alive longer than most. However, the killer knows they don't have to plan an elaborate trap to get you out of hiding; they just have to take your best friend or loved one in the group hostage and wait for you to do something heroic (and stupid). You've got a big heart, Cancer, which ultimately leads to your demise.
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Leo: Dies While Hooking Up With Someone
Leo is known as the fun-loving extrovert among the zodiac signs. You were probably looking forward to this vacation getaway as an opportunity to have some fun, play games like spin the bottle, and maybe even confess your feelings to your crush. However, the recent killings have put a damper on your plans. Despite the danger, you're determined to make a move. You sneak off with your crush in the hopes of escaping together and getting closer. Unfortunately, the killer seems to be counting on your distraction. In the end, you two get caught up in a final embrace just as the killer strikes and takes you out. At least you got to be with your crush in the end.
Virgo: Dies After Discovering the Killer’s Identity
Virgo is the calculating and careful detective of the bunch. You've kept notes on your fellow cabin mates throughout the trip. You're the first to find a clue that helps lead you to the killer's identity, and your analytical skills are so sharp that you're confident you've got their identity right. And you do! Which is precisely why the killer decides to do away with you sooner than expected. Don't worry; they congratulate you on being the only one smart enough to figure them out, and they explain how it all came together...before ultimately ending your existence and collecting all evidence that would point to them as the killer.
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Libra: Dies After Mortally Wounding the Killer
Libra has a reputation for being the group's peacekeeper and reasonable one. But when it comes to crisis, you don't play by anybody's rules but your own. While you love the soft life, you understand that you have to fight for it if someone tries to come and take it from you! You have a sharp instinct that helps you out-wit and out-smart the booby traps and misdirections the killer lays out for you. And ultimately, you're clever enough to fashion a weapon and mortally wounded killer while you hide in the dark. However, it's not enough to stop the killer from sending you to an early grave and limping off to finish the job.
Scorpio: Dies After Trusting the Wrong Person
Scorpio is the dark and mysterious sign of the group, so you fit right into this nightmare scenario. You have a sharp intuition and are good at reading people's deeper motivations despite what their words might say. And you're not the type to trust anyone the moment you first meet them, which will help you survive longer than some of the others. However, all the trust and loyalty in the world can't help when the people closest to you don't have your best interest at heart. Unfortunately, the killer knew you would be one of the hardest to take out and enlisted the help of your best friend to double-cross you and ultimately send you gently into the good night.
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Sagittarius: Dies After Getting Possessed by a Demon
Sagittarius is the open-minded and curious thrill seeker of the zodiac. When you don't know something, you don't let that shut you down. You seek the answers and teach yourself everything you need to survive. You've picked up plenty of cool tricks along your travels, and they'll undoubtedly be helpful in a situation like this. These street smarts will help you survive the early stages of this horror night. However, your curiosity will ultimately end when you open up an unassuming book in the library and accidentally unleash a 1000-year-old demon on the world. And you know what they say: a demon needs a vessel, and that's where we say goodbye to you.
Capricorn: Surprise, Surprise—You’re the Killer!
Talk about a surprise ending! Well, for everyone but you. That's right, Capricorn, only someone as analytical and thoughtful as you could create this elaborate trap and pull off every piece of the puzzle without a hitch. You have the determination and work ethic to do anything you want. Not only did you manage to pull off this elaborate scheme, but you used your position as an authority and bargaining power to convince everyone to remain calm despite the danger. When others were hot on your trail, you misdirected them and were able to maintain control. And even when you were mortally wounded, you managed to get the job done, like you always do.
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Aquarius: Plot Twist! You're the Killer’s Accomplice
Wait, there's more to the story than meets the eye. Of course, Capricorn had the idea, but it took a true creative genius like you, Aquarius, to pull off such a larger-than-life stunt. Your ability to think outside the box helped keep this plan undetected as long as it was. And it was your friendly and pleasant demeanor with people from all walks of life that helped soothe tensions while the plot was being set up behind the scenes. And most importantly, only someone as cunning as you could create a horror scenario where none of the victims predicted their downfall before it came. Well, almost none of them…
Pisces: Congratulations, You’re the “Final Girl!”
Congratulations, Pisces, you have survived the night against all odds! Maybe it's your third-eye connection to the underworld or your uncanny skills of reading other people, but you managed to evade both of the killers as the chaos first unfolded. You weren't fooled by the early dramatics and confusion that tricked your more impulsive friends. And as the numbers began to dwindle, you formed the proper alliances that kept you out of harm's way. You were among the final survivors who created a last-ditch effort plan to make it to safety, but you were the only one who stuck to the original scheme and made it to safety.
