Your Daily TeenScope for September 30, 2021

Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

You tell it like it is, and that's a good thing. But you should know when to zip it. For example, the checkout line at the grocery store may not be the best place to mention the rabbit-like breeding capacity of a family in the store.

Taurus

If you suddenly want to paint your bedroom black, let yourself briefly entertain the possibility. Are your feelings as dark as your paint chips, or are you just looking for the furthest thing from institutional white?

Gemini

Your feelings on a certain issue are intense, but you'll close yourself off from a learning opportunity if you act self-righteous about your position. Listen closely to the arguments on the other side.

Cancer

A windy walk along a side road that has dramatic views will do a lot to lift your spirits today. You need something desperately, but it's hard to tell what that thing is. Take time for yourself.

Leo

If someone offers you coffee or an energy drink today, turn it down! You've got energy to spare -- add any more and you'll be bouncing off the rafters. Focus on one thing, and you'll be extremely productive.

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Virgo

Force yourself to take risks -- but small, reasonable ones. You don't have to parachute from a plane to overcome a fear of heights or speak in front of the United Nations to conquer shyness.

Libra

Communication is at a premium today. Your goals require the help of others, so if you have trouble explaining what you mean, you'll find yourself in a sticky place. Speak slowly and clearly, and write with care.

Scorpio

The situation appears to be straightforward, but as it often happens when you're involved, things are more complicated than they seem. You're right to be suspicious of shell games. Someone's hiding something important.

Sagittarius

Keep your eyes open. A small detail may serve as a clue later, when you're trying to remember this situation. In the meantime, don't let your concentration prevent you from having a fabulous day full of laughter.

Capricorn

Make like you're a famous philosopher with a rigid schedule. Assign hours to tasks and move briskly from one to the next when the time is up. Discipline will get things done, and perseverance will make them great.

Aquarius

A fabulous mood has you grinning and keeps you perceptive all day. Friends' jokes and support add more fuel to your sunny disposition. All that good feeling is more contagious than the common cold!

Pisces

An authority figure will announce a very silly decision today. Stay silent! Remember that you're a flunky, and none of the responsibility will fall on your shoulders. So let them make their own mistakes.

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