Your Daily TeenScope for September 19, 2021

Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

Your stress is making its way into your shoulders and neck. Take a few minutes today to stretch like a kitten and yawn as wide as a tiger. The slight exercise will also put you closer in tune with your emotional state of mind.

Taurus

A long car trip is in the works today. You'll stare out the window at a long freight train covered in graffiti, and wonder why we ever changed to automobiles. In your personal life, you'll prefer group progress to individual competition.

Gemini

You need to take control of social situations today, or you won't be happy. If that's not feasible, retreat to your own sanctuary and occupy yourself with little, satisfying projects that don't require the help of other people.

Cancer

If you're not getting what you want today, whether it is ice cream flavors or respect, don't put up with it. Your cheeky assertiveness will be attractive and compelling today, so don't be afraid to get tough in negotiations.

Leo

You're in the middle of a task that seems like it will never end. But it's not a cyclic undertaking. Soon, your work will be finished, and you'll have a concrete object to admire for your efforts. Now, you just need to persevere.

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Virgo

Safety in numbers! Your emotional well-being will be protected and nurtured today if you move in groups, and don't strike out on a moody morning walk or, worse yet, hunker down to your silent bedroom alone. Enjoy noisy companionship.

Libra

You'll be noticing of all sorts of things that normally slip by other people entirely. Call a friend's attention to the meaning of a cliche, or teach someone a cute phrase in a foreign language.

Scorpio

You'll hear a foreign phrase today that'll be worth learning. Memorize the sounds, as close as you can approximate them, and ask someone who might know what it all means. You'll be glad you learned it!

Sagittarius

A friend of yours holds certain ideals passionately, but you've never really had a chance to discuss them before in depth. Take a walk along a creek or mountain path near your house and talk about everything you've been avoiding.

Capricorn

You're convinced of a certain issue that will cause a conflict with an acquaintance with more stringent views. Make sure they know you're just having a healthy debate, and avoid taking things too personally yourself.

Aquarius

Someone will intentionally try to provoke you today. They know which buttons to push, and which tone of voice will make you furious -- but you're on to them. Smile like the Mona Lisa at their petty little tricks, and you'll be fine.

Pisces

Emotions will sweep through you today like clouds over the prairie, and the play of shadows and light will keep your inner self fascinating to other people. Try to put this intensity of expression into some writing or music.

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