Your Daily TeenScope for September 17, 2021

Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

If you're given a choice between a long, involved conversation and a short, snappy explanation, go with the latter. Today is all about making your point and making a break for it. No need to get all caught up in an argument.

Taurus

Today is not the best time to feel out of sorts, but there you are, feeling utterly lost. Others may be surprised when you ask for help, but it's not your fault you're acting out of character.

Gemini

You're batting your eyelashes as every cutie that passes by today, and lo and behold! They're winking right back at you. It's a fantastic day for flirtation. You've got the color in your cheeks and flash in your eyes to make anyone swoon.

Cancer

You're going to have to concentrate to keep yourself on track today. All sorts of distractions will tempt you from the task at hand. Authority figures won't be able to police your mind, but you can; and today, it might be a good idea.

Leo

If you want to impress an adult today, don't think it's beneath you to dress up. You might find it silly, but they'll be inclined to interpret your attention to accessories as a sign that you're responsible in completely unrelated ways.

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Virgo

You're thinking sharply, and others will struggle to catch up as you turn mental corners on a dime. It's a great day to take an exam, but if that isn't in the cards, use your intellectual acuity to skate through a challenging book.

Libra

You have a sense of energy and know-how today, like a sailor who knows just how to tack a boat through a headwind. Now just make sure not to hang back and overthink what you have to do. Stand up and put some muscle into your task.

Scorpio

You're feeling courageous and flirty today, so it's the perfect time to take a chance on a stranger. Strike up a conversation with that cutie from the bus stop, or walk your dog leisurely by a house with an interesting occupant.

Sagittarius

The desire to connect with other people will be more important to you than communicating actual ideas. Spar lightly over celebrities you like or despise, but don't get dragged into a discussion with stakes much higher than that.

Capricorn

There's talking, and then there's talking. Your friends are eager to yammer your ear off, but you'd vastly prefer short conversations that really get to the marrow of the issue. And quickly! Be polite if you decide to interrupt.

Aquarius

Your eyes may meet someone else's in the most bizarre circumstance today. The coincidence will seem as contrived as the first meeting in a romantic comedy, but the situation will be more embarrassing. Get the person's email address!

Pisces

If you're considering switching homerooms or desks or lockers, don't. At least not today. It's not worth the effort, and whatever you're attempting to escape will rear its ugly head in the new area too. Just try to ignore the irritant.

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