Your Daily TeenScope for July 16, 2024

Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

You might want to butt heads with someone today, but consider backing down instead. Sure, you want to prove you're right -- but being willing to compromise doesn't mean you're wrong. You're a better diplomat and negotiator than you think.

Taurus

Help your friends today, but hold back on that urge to criticize. You're right, of course (they really are being stupid right now), but a kind hand and a gentle nudge will work better than a kick in the butt.

Gemini

Make yourself better today! Sure, it's hard to imagine how you could improve on perfection -- but even the best of us can use a little polish around the edges. Whatever might make you better (smarter, fitter, funnier), go after it.

Cancer

Are you crazy, or is it everybody else? Today at least, you're the one who needs a straitjacket. But don't worry: Your craziness is the good kind, and don't be surprised if it leads to ingenious ideas and unplanned antics.

Leo

Who knew productivity could be so fun? Whether you're getting ready for school tomorrow or just getting things done around the house, you can expect both praise and progress.

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Virgo

Think you've got it all figured out? You probably do. Your intuition can't be beat today -- so that means trust your gut and follow any and all hunches. (Especially if they involve asking someone out!)

Libra

Ever feel like your brain won't stop spinning when you're trying to make a decision? This is one of those indecisive days, so learn to live with uncertainty. (If it gets to be too much, consider a couch-powered nap.)

Scorpio

The scales of justice have tipped! There's a wrong out there that you need to make right, superhero-style. Grab your cape and come to the aid of somebody getting beat up by their own bad luck.

Sagittarius

Why bother trying to improve on your own perfect self? Because there really is such a thing as one hundred and ten percent. You'll get a fine opportunity to earn even more praise and applause today.

Capricorn

You might feel like your friends have things easier than you right now, and ... they probably do. But self-pity is for wimps, you know that. Stay tough, leave the whining to the losers, and you'll come out on top.

Aquarius

It's like you just got an internship at the United Nations. Everyone is speaking a different language today (okay, not literally -- but they're not making much sense!). It's up to you to translate and interpret to keep the peace.

Pisces

You might not always feel like it, but you're a natural romantic -- someone who knows when to ask questions and when to just listen. Remember today, though: just because something seems obvious to you, don't assume it's obvious to everyone else.

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