Your Daily TeenScope for December 29, 2021

Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.

Aries

The day may get off to a slow start, but by the time the bell rings, you'll be zipping ahead of your classmates. If you get called on unexpectedly in class today, don't worry. You've never been better prepared.

Taurus

If you find yourself getting nervous about a decision, take things slow. Keep yourself working at a comfortable pace that you can sustain. You don't want to have to halt abruptly when the going gets tough.

Gemini

As you move through the day, imagine that you're blindfolded and have to rely on friends to guide you in the direction you ultimately want to go. You may think you sense the correct route, but advice from others is paramount.

Cancer

You're a bit bouncy today. Like one of those asymmetrical balls meant to drive pets crazy, you'll take left turns when it looks like you should go right and come off the wall at a different angle than you hit it.

Leo

Early in the morning, your artistic abilities will be at their height, but you probably won't feel like penning an ode to breakfast. Later, you'll turn to academic forms of fun. Follow a friend's book recommendations.

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Virgo

You're like a kayaker who's woven a way through a series of craggy obstacles. Now you have open water before you, but the adrenaline is missing. Let the beauty of the scenery infuse your journey with joy.

Libra

You may find it hard to wake up, or you could miss your usual bus. After this disruption, you'll launch into a pleasurable day. Elements of risk will excite you but don't get caught in unfamiliar parts of town.

Scorpio

In the morning your dreams will linger long after you've awoken and eaten breakfast. If these ideas prove persistent, then take them seriously as possible paths for your future. It's a good day to start new things.

Sagittarius

In the morning, you may have trouble rebounding from early missteps. But once you're fully awake, you'll spring into action like a cartwheeling gymnast, executing one flashy trick after another with aplomb.

Capricorn

In the morning you'll float on a gentle pillow of happiness, right up until school starts. At school, you'll promptly trade pleasure for grit as you hunker down and churn out work like a diligent honeybee.

Aquarius

Familiar neighborhoods will seem as convoluted as the back alleys of the Kasbah today. You're not getting lost because you're in a foreign land. You're just paying more heed to your thoughts than your surroundings.

Pisces

Early in the morning, you'll bound out of bed with energy to spare. But the start of school will leave you feeling bleary and confused. What changed? You'll have to work hard to keep your head out of the clouds.

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