Your Daily FoodScope for September 20, 2022

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Aries

A hungry stomach cannot be tamed by a mere salad. A true hunger must be matched by something filling and substantial. Nothing less than meat loaf with mashers and gravy will do the trick tonight. Real problems call for real solutions, so get cookin'.

Taurus

Why be lonely today when you can bask in the company of friends? 'Hey, gang,' you'll suggest, 'let's have a picnic!' Everyone will be into that, so pack baskets full of bread, fruit, cheese, crackers and wine. Too bad you don't know anyone with a lute. That would make the afternoon perfect.

Gemini

Be the calm center of the storm today. Invite others into your peaceful vortex, and serve cake and coffee! The storm may be swirling outside, but you and your guests will be able to ride it out if you don't run out of coffee.

Cancer

Avoid any detail oriented tasks today, include cooking and preparing food. Keep things simple, using as few ingredients as possible. Slapping a few slices of cheese on bread could be as complicated as it should get today. Of course, deciding what kind of cheese to use could be a chore.

Leo

You'll find today that the Mexican salsa you thought was authentic is actually made in New York City, and comes in a bottle! Once you get over the shock, dash out and buy ingredients to make your own. It'll be better than the bottled kind, and you'll save on airfare to Mexico.

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Virgo

Don't expect a lot to get done today. You may push friends to meet your frantic pace, but they'll have no part of it. So just sit and relax with them today. Your Mexican omelet and mimosa brunch will be served soon, and you've got nothing but time.

Libra

You may have a hard time keeping a balance today. You'll start the day with a healthy breakfast, but you'll end it by slamming a cheeseburger and onion rings into your face. Hopefully the middle part will feature a sane and sensible salad, or you could come to regret the folly of your ways.

Scorpio

It'll be hard to tell reality from imagination today. The vision of that famous trainer telling you to exercise: fantasy. Your expanding waistline: real. It's time to get off your butt. Toss out the burgers and get thee a big green salad. You'll soon be looking sexy in your tight red striped running shorts.

Sagittarius

You may experience trouble getting your feet off the ground today. Sounds like it's time for a double espresso. You may as well kick in a sugary Danish while you're at it. But fueled by all that caffeine and sugar, you may actually have trouble keeping still.

Capricorn

Today will be a good one to reconnect with old friends. Dinner at an Italian restaurant where everyone can share will be the perfect opportunity. Bring a camera to memorialize the event for those who couldn't attend, especially after the ravioli starts flying.

Aquarius

Balance the inner and outer person today. You may look great in the latest fashions but how are you looking deep inside? Eating plenty of fruits and veggies and drinking lots of water will give your cheeks a rosy glow, and have your insides feeling as fabulous as your outside looks.

Pisces

Lavish yourself with delectable treats today. Indulge in Belgian chocolates, rich lemon meringue pies and delicious Irish coffee. Tomorrow you can indulge in running, sit-ups and weight lifting, three things you'll need after the decadence of today.

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