Your Daily FoodScope for May 21, 2024

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Aries

You're thoroughly wired, connected, online and mobile. But unplug today and enjoy some of life's little pleasure that don't need to be plugged in. A piping hot cinnamon bun and a big cup of Joe will fit that bill quite nicely, although avoid the urge to tell your Facebook friends immediately just how good it really is.

Taurus

It's a relaxed day, so don't plan any long-term chores or home projects today. Live for the moment, and let your whims take you where they may. That could be no further than the couch, sleepyhead. Don't even worry about dinner plans. That's why they invented to-go Thai and pizza delivery.

Gemini

Put all mind-disturbing matters on the back burner today. Let your head be clear and free of troubling thoughts. A soothing cup of Chinese white tea will help with the brain-cleansing process, but don't get too relaxed. The next thing you know it just might be tomorrow morning.

Cancer

Somewhere between the screaming kids and barking dogs your hectic family life may finally get the best of you today. Your family will find you in your favorite chair, staring into space and mumbling to yourself. A nice cup of Chinese West Lake Dragon Well tea will restore your chi, but don't let them know that. Being catatonic will actually be a nice break in your day.

Leo

You should've listened last night when people warned you about drinking too much red wine. And now the hangover you're experiencing has you praying for death. Just take two to six teaspoons of honey every 20 minutes until you feel better. The potassium counteracts the effects of alcohol and decreases your cravings.

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Virgo

It won't take much logic to figure out what happened to the chocolate cookies you pulled out of the oven an hour ago. Just follow the trail of crumbs and you should discover mischievous faces caked with melted chocolate. Ah, the usual suspects.

Libra

You may have finally perfected Japanese grilled golden cuttlefish, but finding someone to share it with may prove difficult. Perhaps the very word cuttlefish is scaring people off. Just tell them it's calamari or squid; in the long run they won't know the difference.

Scorpio

You may be making the lunch run today. Get people what they ordered and not what you think they should have. The guy in accounting might not like it if you bring back a tofu burger rather than the chili cheeseburger he ordered, and the marketing gal will be mighty pissed at what you're insinuating with that green salad and not her original order: the meatball sub.

Sagittarius

A busy day will keep you hopping, so eat something accordingly. A spicy carrot soup is an unusual choice yet it's delicious and simple to make. Go heavy on the carrot, celery, garlic and onion, but use curry powder for the heat. Bugs Bunny would be proud!

Capricorn

Your clarity of thought will abandon you today, but don't let it happen tomorrow. Tonight cook a breakfast casserole chock full of eggs, cheese, hash browns and sausage. In the morning all you'll have to do is heat it up and hit the road!

Aquarius

You better wear a hard hat today -- windfalls will be dropping from the sky. You'll find a $20 bill on the street, a lost phone number will turn up and you'll run into an old friend. But best will be when your business card is picked out of the fishbowl at the deli and you win a free hoagie!

Pisces

Your clarity could completely disintegrate before lunch today. Perhaps your mid-morning snack is the culprit. Chocolate and cookies give a fake sense of energy. Try a cup of yogurt and a banana instead. Now that's a natural high!

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