Your Daily FoodScope for March 23, 2023

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Aries

Sensitive co-workers may be no match for your caustic remarks today. You still need to work with them, so tone it down. Buy everyone assorted bagels with cream cheese as a peace offering. They may find you a little less repellent, but not by much.

Taurus

You'll encounter a lot of people today, so a good impression is important. So your lunch choices will be crucial. So pass on having French onion soup with garlic bread. That's a killer combination that will produce breath that could knock out a dragon.

Gemini

Your gift for jocularity will break the tension of the workplace today. You'll even treat co-workers to lunch to cheer them up. But they'll go wild when ordering, and the bill for oysters, crab salad and shrimp scampi will be no laughing matter.

Cancer

You'll lack energy to be a fully functioning human being today. So drift through life until dinner. You'll rebound after eating fettuccine in a thick seafood sauce. But you'll be lethargic again once the cream in that sauce licks in, so nighty-night!

Leo

Boundless energy will make you a whirling dervish of activity today. You're not sure how what lit your fire; perhaps a full night of sleep? But it's most likely from the three cappuccinos and five danishes you had before coming into work.

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Virgo

You never shuck responsibilities just to have fun. So you'll turn down co-workers wanting you to take a long lunch with them. That's okay; you've brought alphabet soup for lunch. Spelling dirty words with those little letters is a hoot!

Libra

Current projects may be on fire today, so it's a good thing you brought lunch with you. But you won't be able to get much done as the wonderful aroma of leftover baked ziti wafts through the office and everyone stops by to see what you're eating.

Scorpio

People will lead you along today if you don't think for yourself. It could be easy for them to persuade you to eat fast food double bacon cheeseburgers and fries for lunch, and something that's supposed to be ice cream for dessert.

Sagittarius

Well fed co-workers are happy co-workers, so bring treats into work today. They'll flip for your homemade scones and banana bread. But you'll become the office hero once you whip out the spinach and mushroom quiche.

Capricorn

Keep plugging away at something and you're bound to succeed. Just keep telling yourself that today as you try again to make creamy seafood chowder without ruining it. But the stars will align and your friends will think you got it from a restaurant.

Aquarius

Organize a food drive at work today. Bring in a few tall bins and encourage co-workers to donate cans of fruit, fish, or veggies or staples like cereal, oatmeal or pasta. Deliver them to a homeless shelter where your goodwill can be put to good use.

Pisces

Don't get involved with drama at work today. Do your best to go incognito and eat your lunch outside or in your car. Co-workers may get jealous of your leftover pot roast and mashers with thick gravy, and they'll want to get dramatic about it.

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