Your Daily FoodScope for March 10, 2023

Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!

Aries

Turn off the computer and quit relying on me to tell you how to live your life! What do I know anyway? If I told you to go to fly to Philly for an authentic cheese steak from Pat's King of Steaks would you do it? Wait, I'll go with you!

Taurus

Bust out of character today and do something nutty! For you that could be as exciting as using American yellow rather than Cheddar on a grilled cheese sandwich. Stick a tomato slice on top of that and you'll really be living large!

Gemini

You'll act like quite the intellectual today. But people will see right through your flimsy facade. So expect to be mocked and humiliated when you tell people that Rocky Mountain Oysters are a rare form of fresh water bivalve mollusk.

Cancer

Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side. You may be more mild than wild, but you can work within those parameters. Friends will be shocked when you order a porterhouse steak rare rather than burnt to a crisp, as is your usual habit.

Leo

You may not want to discuss your hopes and desires with friends today. They'll find your longing to be king of the Lollipop Guild while living in a castle made of gingerbread to be weird. You have to start as prince before you become king. Duh.

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Virgo

Today will be as good as eating a plate of perfectly battered deep-fried calamari with a side of tzatziki. Or it could be as bad as those tentacles springing to life, attaching themselves to the inside of your mouth with those scary suction cups.

Libra

You'll be a giver today. So find a friend or co-worker and share half of your jumbo meatball sub and mozzarella sticks. But asking them to pony up at least part of the bill kind of shoots down the whole sharing thing, doesn't it?

Scorpio

Gamble on something sensible if you must. So try a cuisine you've never before experienced. Icelandic dishes feature uniquely prepared haddock and halibut and fowl like goose and gull. But trying the hakarl, now that could be a gamble.

Sagittarius

You won't be bored today as action comes at you from all sides. This will make for an exhausting day, so mellow out afterward. A bowl of chicken noodle soup and a green salad could be just the thing to have you kicking back and going 'Ahhhhh...!'

Capricorn

You'll lack the clarity of thought to be a productive member of society today. Skipping breakfast will do that to you. You better straighten yourself out at lunch with lentil soup and a grilled chicken rice bowl. Pray that you're not too late.

Aquarius

A sizzling affair has burned out and your heart has become a charred ember. Take a cue from that as you think about dinner. You can still fire up the grill and hamburgers and hot dogs may take you back to simpler, happier times.

Pisces

One of the big rules of life is that everything changes. Think of that before getting depressed as you look at yourself in the mirror. A strict diet of greens, yogurt, whole grains and lean protein like chicken will produce a fabulous transformation!

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