Your Daily FoodScope for March 06, 2024

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Aries

The return to normalcy will be jolting, and even the most mundane of tasks will seem overwhelming. Things will be just as disconcerting once you get home and you realize all of the leftovers have been eaten. Looks like it's back to Ragu and spaghetti -- same as it ever was.

Taurus

You'll actually be happy to be at work -- for the first fifteen minutes, that is, before a crushing feeling of familiarity sets in. Then you'll daydream on the nuances of the recently departed good times. Sob.

Gemini

The last thing you'll want to deal with today are details, but there they'll be, waiting. You'll do your best to put it off by hanging around the lunch room, but there's only so many cups of coffee you can drink, only so many Danishes you can eat, only so much gossip you can filter. So you'll have to face them, because they're waiting. There. For you.

Cancer

Today's a good one to plot out the important aspects of the week, like lunch! Today: Tuna sub. Tomorrow: Turkey club. Meatball sub. Chicago-style beef ribs with a jalapeno rub. Cheeseburger and fries and feel like a total schlub. Good luck with all that, bub!

Leo

You may be entering the day in more of a lamb mode, feeling shy and introverted. What the? It's like we don't even know who you are anymore! This is surely a passing phase, but until it fades, enjoy an afternoon at a tea garden. There's something about those petite liverwurst sandwich triangles that brings out your sensitive side.

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Virgo

You'll be excited about kicking off new plans and projects today. So excited, in fact, that you'll lose track of time and it'll be well into the afternoon when you realize that you haven't eaten. But resist the vending machines' siren call. There's sure to be a nearby deli where you can get a roast beef sub or grilled chicken salad. You deserve the break.

Libra

That little voice will give you quite a headful when you sit down to a big plate of creamy seafood sauce over angel hair pasta. Walk away, it will demand. Too many calories! Too much fat! But when you remind it that you've already paid for the meal, and you're not one to waste food, that little voice will back into a corner of your brain and sulk in the face of overwhelming logic.

Scorpio

Those who try to argue with you today will get beaten down, if not by your sheer logic, then by your shrill, girlish voice. Either way, you win! Celebrate with a good bottle of wine and a thick slab of porterhouse steak at dinner! But you'll have to dine alone, as no one will want to incur the wrath of that voice!

Sagittarius

You'll have no desire to rush into anything today. Easy does it, and you'll take your time at the coffee shop before going to work, chatting, picking out the perfect blueberry Danish and maybe even grabbing a bowl of granola and milk. Enjoy these good times now, for in just a few minutes, everything changes.

Capricorn

You could get a lot achieved today if you can put the fun of the last few weeks out of your mind. But the slightest whiff of wine, the sight of one errant brownie or opening a box of chocolate could be enough to break your focus for the rest of the day.

Aquarius

You'll hit the ground running today, while most of your coworkers will still be in a haze. So you'll have to work alone if you want to achieve your lofty agendas. That's okay with you; it also means you can eat your leftover stir-fried garlic beef and broccoli and not have to share with anyone.

Pisces

You'll be disappointed when you learn that you've been deceived into believing that the zero calorie/zero fat pudding cups are a passive snack. The proof is in the pudding, which in your case is packed with more sugar than you need for a week! Learn to read food nutrition labels intelligently, and stop listening to what the TV advertises.

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