Your Daily FoodScope for July 24, 2023
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Aries
Display family values today by fostering a little morning togetherness. The kids will appreciate the time with you, especially if you make French toast topped with maple syrup and strawberries. But a surprise will come after breakfast when you learn that the whole togetherness also includes watching 'That's So Raven' with them.
Taurus
Garage-sale season is in full swing, so use clever means to stay ahead of the competition. Slap some barbecued beef ribs and chicken wings on the grill. The intense aroma alone should have customers flocking to you. Now maybe you can finally get rid of the Andrew Dice Clay belt buckle and the Jimmy Carter commemorative plates.
Gemini
You'll muster an inner strength you never knew had to fight a mighty demon today. Imagine the satisfaction you'll feel when you walk away from that pizza, filthy with gooey melted cheese, glistening pepperoni slices and a lovely pesto, and go straight to the gym.
Cancer
It's a great day to spend time with the family. Be open to all suggestions; anything will be fun! End the day at a Chinese restaurant where everyone can share dishes. You won't care if you have the chicken clay pot, sweet and sour pork or shrimp dumplings as long as your favorite people are together.
Leo
It may be a good idea to go from the bed to the couch today. You'll want nothing more than to blank out with mindless TV. After a couple hours of that, your mind should take on the consistency of the oatmeal and you'll absentmindedly eat Ho Hos as you stare at the screen.
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Virgo
Take on chores you can handle today. Mowing the lawn is one thing -- re-roofing the house is something else altogether. So keep it practical and doable. Ditto when you're in the kitchen. C'mon, do you really think you have the time, patience or skill to make souffle? Feels like a pizza night.
Libra
Today will have an ease and laziness to it. Succumb to that and just let yourself relax. You'll feel no guilt about taking a nap or swinging in the hammock all day. But things will stir later on when your stomach will want attention. Your brain will be good with that and let you focus long enough to throw together a salad and a tuna melt.
Scorpio
The powers of laziness will be strong today, and resistance may be futile. Responsibilities will push you through, and you'll accomplish all of your tasks for the day. With that behind you, it'll be okay to surrender to ennui and order a pesto pizza just before you throw yourself on the couch for the rest of the night.
Sagittarius
It'll be easy to overeat today. Whether you're at a sports pub watching a game or puttering around the house, food will be plentiful. But use some smarts if you're going to snack. Order a Caesar salad to nibble on if you're at a tavern or stick close to the fruit bowl if home is where you stay.
Capricorn
If you have kids, let today be all about them. Be at their beck and call and make them feel special. End the day by having something fun for dinner, like Sloppy Joe sandwiches and pork and beans. And if you serve ice cream sundaes after dinner, you'll become their hero forever.
Aquarius
You'll feel strange today, like your synapses aren't firing on all cylinders. Yesterday's Happy Hour doesn't seem so happy now, does it? Muster the energy to heat up a pot of chicken noodle soup. It'll be warm and gentle and easy on your stomach, plus it'll replace the vitamins and minerals you squandered away last night.
Pisces
Reading poetry while eating diner is always nice. Reading poetry while cooking dinner: not so nice. Your lamb and veggie stew may not come out as you expected, and you'll spend the rest of the night thinking of a word that rhymes with dog food.
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