Your Daily FoodScope for July 24, 2022
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Aries
In your drive for success you rarely give yourself time to eat, or stop for fuel. This double whammy could have a detrimental effect as you run out of gas in more ways than one. Slow down and fill up at the next service station. They're sure to have everything you need to get you to where you're going.
Taurus
Throw all your ingredients into a slow cooker today, and watch the magic that results. Sometimes slow and meticulous trumps throwing something hastily together. You may need patience to enjoy the finished product, but it'll be well worth it.
Gemini
Dealing with others could devolve into an episode of 'Hell's Kitchen' today. Angry words will be flung, feelings will be hurt, and fresh fish could be used as weapons. It'll be every chef for himself, but you'll hang in there until the end, if only out of sheer survival instincts.
Cancer
Today will either be really great -- like a hot fudge sundae topped with plenty of whipped cream and cherries -- or it'll totally suck -- like all the pounds you'll put on from too many of those sundaes. There will be no in between.
Leo
You're friends may be getting bored of constantly hearing about your latest fitness routine. Brag all you like today, but just hope none of them catches you belly up at the ice cream bar. You won't be able to hide behind the chocolate smeared all over your face.
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Virgo
Your hard work and dedication to a diet has finally paid off, and look at you in that skimpy bathing suit! And just in time for summer. Reward yourself today, only not with anything cheesy, deep-fried or spiked with high fructose corn syrup.
Libra
Things at home may be out of balance, and you could find yourself in the doghouse. It may not be such a bad place to be, even if the food sucks. Still, try to restore the peace, because you'll take apple pie over drama any day.
Scorpio
You'll differ in opinion with just about everyone today. You'll want apples instead of oranges, coffee over tea, New England rather than Manhattan clam chowder. It could be best to go off on your own today. It could be the only way you'll get what you want.
Sagittarius
You've a direct manner that's as abrupt as munching on wasabi, and you'll shove it down people's throats today. But your brutally original expression of opinions often leaves friends and coworkers feeling fried, and you could wind up with chopsticks jammed into your ears.
Capricorn
Your attempts to impress others will be met with approval in certain circumstances, especially if you hit them in their stomachs. This will work for you socially today, but bringing cupcakes and milk to a business meeting could work against you. It may look like you're sucking up because, well, you are.
Aquarius
Do your research today, and find out exactly what's in some of the food you eat. You may be surprised at all the hidden fats, chemicals and other nasty stuff that's hiding there. All of sudden your vegan friends may not seem so crazy.
Pisces
You think you're helping coworkers by making the lunch run every day, but they're actually using you. Come to this realization today and stop the cycle of abuse. Instead, buy yourself a big lunch, and eat it right there in the office in front of them. Revenge is sweet, and delicious!
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