Your Daily FoodScope for July 18, 2022

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Aries

Expect many things to go wrong today. Fish will go bad, mold will grow on the homemade bread and you'll run out of coffee. Of course, these calamities will happen at the most inopportune times, and it'll really burn your burger. Hold your anger in check, though, and find a nice restaurant instead.

Taurus

Freud might have something to say about your eating habits these days. A constant diet of tacos and bananas may suggest that you've something deeper on your mind. Food will only go so far in satisfying certain cravings, so you may want to get out and socialize today. And leave the carrots at home.

Gemini

Try your hand at complex new things today. Tackling that cordon bleu recipe or the perfect pie crust could be an idea. Getting them just right could take time, but practice makes perfect. So don't get discouraged if these first passes aren't fit for mass consumption.

Cancer

Your passion for food borders on sexual, and dining with you can be a bizarre and disturbing experience. Cooing sweet nothings to your meal is strange enough, but excusing yourself afterwards so you can have a cigarette and cold shower is really over the top.

Leo

Mean spirited people will want to sabotage everything you do today. They'll pour salt into your soup, and hot sauce all over your pancakes. Of course, they won't make their presence know to you, but you'll find out who they are. And then it'll be time for some slicing and dicing.

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Virgo

Make sure the goals you set for yourself today are realistic. Stay within your realm of expertise, and don't tell people you're a whiz in the kitchen if you're not. They may call you on it, and they'll be less than impressed when you serve them your 'award winning' meal of tuna sandwiches and potato chips.

Libra

Sometimes things just go perfectly together: Venus and Mars, Romeo and Juliet, garlic and mushrooms sauteed in olive oil. Seek out your perfect combination today, someone who takes to you like bangers and mash.

Scorpio

Visit sacred places today. For you, that could mean your favorite Thai restaurant, the seafood market or the nearest chocolate factory. Your visit will be deep and spiritual and will do wonders for your soul.

Sagittarius

It won't be hard to figure out why you're your pants no longer fit. Three words: chocolate, chocolate, chocolate. It's not too late to stop the rapid expansion. All it takes is a little willpower. Okay, maybe it will be hard.

Capricorn

You may have a refrigerator that's bursting at the seams. There's an easy solution to this overcrowding: dinner party! Your friends are always ready, willing and able to participate, especially when you're doing the cooking. So pop open some wine, and enjoy great food and even better friends today.

Aquarius

You'll feel a deep need to be socially useful today. Think about volunteering with a soup kitchen or an organization that delivers meals to the elderly and handicapped. There's no greater service than helping to feed the hungry, because Lord knows there are too many of them.

Pisces

You may find yourself swimming with the sharks today, and your wearing fish head underwear. Keep your head above water by staying sharp and aggressive, otherwise their next meal may be you.

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