Your Daily FoodScope for July 17, 2022
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Aries
You can often project a holier-than-thou attitude to coworkers that's quite off-putting. You may feel like the espresso to their instant coffee, and as such you come across as bitter and aggressive. Temper yourself with a shot of whipped cream, or anything that will dilute your intensity.
Taurus
Life shouldn't be sour all the time, so get out and find some sweetness. A healthy life is a balanced life, and you may be lacking in that department. The perfect amount of differing ingredients will make for a delicious meal, and not one that's overpowered by any one flavor.
Gemini
You'll have a cherry pie kind of day today: fun and sweet. Throw a little ice cream on top and you'll have a combination everyone will like. Enjoy fun while it last, as tomorrow could be lemon meringue: sour and only enjoyable in small portions.
Cancer
You tend to turn to food for comfort when things aren't going smoothly. It does your psyche good to savor delicious lasagna or a double cheeseburger with cheese fries. It may not be good for your waistline to soothe yourself like this, but it beats spending money in order to feel better.
Leo
Like a Tudor king you'll have all your needs met by others today. They'll pamper and adore you, and feed you grapes and wine. Later, after devouring a succulent roasted goose they prepared, you might even them throw them a few scraps, just to show your appreciation.
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Virgo
If you're single, avoid buying kitchen equipment with your latest squeeze, as that may signal an uncomfortable sense of permanence. You don't mind them pitching in, but surrendering your dominance in the kitchen could lead to a power shift you can't live with.
Libra
You always appreciate the beauty of presentation. You sometimes think of food as art, and you try to make your meals aesthetically as well as gastronomically pleasing. Paint your masterpiece today, but take pictures, because it's not going to look that pretty after you and the gang digs in.
Scorpio
You sometimes hope you can eat in the afterlife. In your mind, heaven would be a place of fabulous food where all the angels are fat and happy. You sure hope you go there, because you have a feeling that other place is probably one giant Burger King, and all the Whoppers are weeks old.
Sagittarius
Today will be fun, and laughter will abound. Spread the joy by suggesting that you and you coworkers hit an after work happy hour. Order many rounds of drinks and as much greasy bar food that everyone can handle, and watch the fun really begin.
Capricorn
A busy, stressful lifestyle often leaves little time for real nutrition, and this could affect your health. You're no good to anyone laid up in bed, and while an apple a day may not keep the doctor away, a healthy diet could keep you from visiting him so often.
Aquarius
Experience something new today, like a healthy diet. Contrary to your ghastly culinary lifestyle, your stomach is not a dumpster, although you treat it as such with all the crap you put in it. Stop the madness today, because ingesting too much junk food will catch up to you sooner than later.
Pisces
It may be time to collect on some debts today. Oh, it may not be money they owe you, but repayment for all the brunches, lunches, and dinners you've treated them to in the past. So the next time you and your friends dine out, make them pick up the check. It's the least they can do.
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