Your Daily FoodScope for April 22, 2024
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Aries
You worked hard, now it's time to play hard. Playing touch football, basketball or tennis with friends will be a great way to work off the stress. Spending time exercising also will also spare you the guilt of eating a mushroom burger afterward, although it's still advisable to skip the fries in favor of mixed greens.
Taurus
Loyalty is one of your strongest traits and you've been going to the same mom and pop coffee shop for years. Sure, you could be like the rest of the sheep and patronize the mega-corporate bistros and their overpriced cappalattecinos. But sometimes all you want is a strong cup of Joe, friendly conversation and blueberry scones that are baked fresh every morning.
Gemini
You may have mixed feelings about today. On the one hand, you're watching your diet and your weight. On the other, however, you can't stop thinking about of a slice of pie right out the oven, a scoop of vanilla ice cream melting sensually over the sides. Good luck with this particular tug of war.
Cancer
Tonight might be ideal for a raucous dinner party. Amp up the fun factor by giving the proceedings a theme. Fourth of July festivities now? Why not? This way you can serve plenty of fried chicken, baked beans, coleslaw and lemonade. Slip a little citron vodka into the latter and it may not be long before the fireworks start.
Leo
You'll feel like a rebel today, and the basic concepts of right and wrong will be blurred. You'll buck the system, even if that system is your own. You know that eating a double cheeseburger with an extra helping of onion rings is wrong, but at this moment in time it will be oh-so right.
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Virgo
Feeling deep and philosophical today could prompt a session of intense soul searching. So go somewhere quiet to think about each and every thing in your life. That place may be no further your bedroom, where you can sip on a cup of warm, soothing Japanese oolong tea, light some candles and gaze intently at your naval.
Libra
You may have to hang in the company of like-minded individuals if you're to stay out of harm's way. Forming alliances with friends who feel your pain will be beneficial to everyone involved. This way, someone will always be around to convince you to order the Cobb salad rather than the tuna melt and fries.
Scorpio
You'll face off with an opponent today, and its name will be hunger. It will urge you to snack on potato chips, milk shakes and chocolate cookies. But your will to resist is strong, and once you force yourself to eat a crispy Granny smith apple, your opponent will suddenly throw in the towel.
Sagittarius
Try as you might, you'll show no interest in accomplishing home responsibilities today. So only tackle the most important of them, such as buying everything you need to make a big pot of spicy three-bean chili con carne. Kick in a six-pack of good Mexican beer, and your only responsibility will be to kick back and say 'Ole!'
Capricorn
Relaxing should be the only thing on your to-do list today. Switch off the phone, pull down the blinds and get decadent in the privacy of home. Take all the necessary precautions to ensure no one sees you gorge on that box of dark German chocolates. It also might be a good idea to wear a fake glasses/nose/moustache combo as you greet the pizza delivery guy, just in case.
Aquarius
Go crazy by hosting a 50s-themed dinner party. Have everyone dress as either Sandy or Danny, and serve food the Fonz would love. People will flip for bacon wraparounds and Mix Trix, but you'll knock their bobby sox off when you bust out the chicken a la king and Swedish meatballs.
Pisces
You may be trying to lure someone into your romantic web through poetry and other words of beauty. But your clumsy syntax and childish rhyming will keep them from taking you seriously. Create a romantic dinner instead, and the praises they'll sing will be for your wonderful apple-stuffed pork chops and not your lousy poetry.
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