Your Daily DogScope for September 20, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You're good at charming your way into the pantry, so now try using your skills for something bit more special than a biscuit. Think of it as a new project, and don't give up until you get the steak.
Taurus
Are you depraved on account of being deprived? Not likely for a lapdog like you. Stop acting like such an animal and start acting domesticated.
Gemini
Being totally focused on your owner is definitely a good quality because your owner is used to you. But be careful about how you treat new humans; you can be a bit overwhelming to the uninitiated.
Cancer
Things are not going smoothly -- those dog house issues keep resurfacing, for one thing. For another, your humans are at odds. Just right out this wave of weirdness until bliss is restored.
Leo
You think your magnificence is all that should be required for you to ascend to the thrown, but other dogs don't agree. You'll have to win them over, or you have some scrapping to do. Choose Plan A.
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Virgo
Money matters tend to have a ripple effect. Your humans are mulling over a big purchase. With all the indecision, you'd think they'd call it off, but they don't trust their instincts the way you do.
Libra
You love to romp with your buddies, but you crave two-legged attention as well. You'll have to come to some sort of balance, and the perfect place to do that is the dog run with the humans chatting near by. Drag your owner there.
Scorpio
It's in your nature to chase the elusive prey. (Hence the metal rabbit.) But you don't have to run aimlessly like a race dog. Plenty of stuff in your new world is within your reach, so focus on that.
Sagittarius
You'll have a down day if you focus on the little details. Sure, your chow tastes like sawdust or your bed is a basket, but you are beloved among dogs. Don't waste time moping when you could be having fun at the dog park.
Capricorn
Your owner will do everything it takes to get out the door on time, but they'll be late yet again. Don't be one more thing on their list of reasons to fear for their job. Come on, cooperate.
Aquarius
Hmm, those prissy dogs aren't so bad after all. That's what you'll think as soon as you turn on even a small portion of your intellect. Switch from brawny to brainy today, for a new view on life.
Pisces
Problems have arisen in your pack. None of you like the new alpha, so why don't you get together and do something about it? Look for signs of rebellion, and then jump in.
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