Your Daily DogScope for September 19, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Don't get frustrated with all the details -- just forget about them! Focus on the big picture -- the dog run, the walk, your chow or your owner. The tack, the pace, and the route are not worth dwelling on today.
Taurus
Slime and stink -- mmm, now that's attractive. Bubble baths you can do without, but they're the price you have to pay for your romantic coat. Ah, dogs do for courtship.
Gemini
You beg for table scraps, but all you get is chow. You may think you're having a hard time communicating, but that is not the case. Turning up the volume will not get you anywhere.
Cancer
All your bigger points have been made, so it's time to get down to the smaller issues. That's right, you've become downright spoiled. Who can blame you if your human complies? Enjoy the luxury items.
Leo
So your owner got you on impulse, and now they're having second thoughts. Not so fast, eh? You'll have to come up with a strategy. If showering them with love and devotion doesn't work, turn on the charm.
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Virgo
Just as your owner gets a grip on things, they make no sense to you. That's what happens every cleaning day. Your organizational sensibilities will be out of whack until the dust settles.
Libra
Your owner seems to think there's plenty of time for socializing without you. That nagging voice in their head has been turned off. It's time to reactivate it. Pour on the guilt and pity.
Scorpio
All the tops dogs are in a huddle, and you're on the sidelines. You wish you were in on the secret. You'll be in the inner circle one day, but for now you're merely a bench warmer.
Sagittarius
The bread crumbs are leading you ever onward. It's one detail after another, left by another dog. You'd love to rush ahead and find the source, but the pace of your leash holder will drive you crazy instead.
Capricorn
You're mesmerized by a headless voice. How can your owner be coming out of a phone? The RCA dog you are not. It may be confusing, but that's the only long-distance communication you'll receive.
Aquarius
Be careful with other dogs today. You could be the sweetest pooch on the planet and still be walking on eggshells. But if a fight should break out, go ahead and make omelets.
Pisces
You assume other dogs are lost in thought, but you're projecting. Just because you live in your dreams doesn't mean they do. The minute you get lost in the clouds, your chew toy will be gone.
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