Your Daily DogScope for May 31, 2024

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

If only your diet of the last few days was permanent. Sadly, it's soon back to normal in every way, including chow. No matter how agreeable or charming you manage to be, it's always the same. Sigh.

Taurus

The decadence of the last few days is over. Now you can start refocusing on the usual, like loyalty and dependability. And waiting. Your owner's schedule is back to normal, too. You actually enjoy having the doghouse to yourself.

Gemini

All the chatter, food and brouhaha is over. It's just you and the cat in the doghouse, or maybe just you. With nothing but time to think, you can rehash all you experienced in the last few days, from the chow to the extra attention.

Cancer

You've spent so much time with family lately that being home alone feels odd to you. It takes most of the day to remember how to keep yourself amused. If you spend all of it going over the fun of the last few days, it will be time well spent.

Leo

For once you're not feeling the least bit greedy when it comes to biscuits. Other dogs can have them for all you care. Only problem is, they don't want them either. Everyone in the doghouse is sated for a change.

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Virgo

Eating from your bowl in its usual spot seems unusual after the whirlwind menu of the last few days. The whole regular routine seems foreign. After what you've eaten lately, slumming it with dog chow feels almost like a guilty pleasure. Enjoy.

Libra

You've felt a lot of gratitude for all you have lately, and today you get to settle back into taking it all for granted. Being thankful has worn you out. Spend the day in your basket, thinking of nothing but chasing birds and catching biscuits in the air.

Scorpio

If you ask for table scraps tonight, you might get a bit of resistance. It's confusing, since you had no opposition to the idea for the last several nights. Chalk it up to the vagaries of human beings. They can't help but be fickle.

Sagittarius

You're forced to see yourself reflected in a smaller bowl than you've grown accustomed to of late. It's sad, but what you see isn't that bad. Remind yourself that you still have much to be thankful for, even if it's not good chow.

Capricorn

You're not quite sure what you did to deserve the treats you ate lately, but you have an inkling. Your faithfulness and devotion really paid off big time. Let yourself believe whatever you want, because both the love and the rewards are here to stay.

Aquarius

Now that you've discovered the real thing, canned food doesn't exactly satisfy the palette. You'll have to readjust to a lot of things, and your chow is just one of them. The last few days have produced many changes in the doghouse, and much to like.

Pisces

If you think your humans are going to make a good dinner tonight, think again. It's carry out, for sure, and most likely one you won't even want a table scrap from. But a dog can dream, so go ahead and imagine another meal like the ones you've had lately.

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