Your Daily DogScope for December 29, 2021
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Spontaneity is out of the question today. Your humans are too busy preparing for an event or party. Once the doghouse is transformed, your barks will be appreciated instead of stifled, and the scarier the better. Let them do their evil work.
Taurus
Your owners are being a bit too hasty with what they're buying. They're forgetting an important part of an equation. They'll regret it if they don't give both quality and quantity. Today's the day to shop for the best or face the consequences tomorrow.
Gemini
Something is being communicated to you in subtle ways. The house is looking different and your basket is moved to the laundry room. Spend the day figuring out what it all means for tomorrow.
Cancer
You have a good memory but you're having trouble putting two and two together. You know the evil masks are not meant to scare, but you can't remember why they're being dragged out of the closet. Your memory will be refreshed soon enough.
Leo
You need to prepare yourself for something. Let your mind wander back to a time, oh, about a year ago. Conjure up the sights, sounds and feel of the time so tomorrow can't take you by surprise.
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Virgo
Being high-spirited today means less energy to burn tomorrow. Definitely burn it today. If your human doesn't get it, then slip your collar and treat yourself to a run.
Libra
If you feel selfish now, indulge, just to get it out of your system. Gobble up all the treats yourself and don't share a thing. Do it now, because there will be serious consequences if you behave that way tomorrow.
Scorpio
The treats you smell are just not for you. Eating them could mean serious problems, both for you and your humans. If they don't keep strange bite sized morsels out of reach, restrain yourself.
Sagittarius
Your owners are dragging out the games and setting up the refreshments. You know something special is up, but what is a bit of a mystery. Children are definitely involved, but that's all you can manage to figure out ahead of time.
Capricorn
The safety of the castle is your primary concern, and you get a tingling feeling that you'll be protecting it soon. That's all the more reason to spend the day resting up. You'll be glad you did come tomorrow.
Aquarius
Understanding what's going on is important to you, but some things your humans do just don't match any discernible patterns. Even the way they're decorating seems bizarre to you. Don't bother figuring it out.
Pisces
You can tell a counterfeit from the real thing, so you're not too concerned with the so-called evil going up all around you. In fact, you can relax in your basket as home sweet home is turned into a witch's castle. You'll do just that.
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