Your Daily DogScope for December 18, 2023

Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.

Aries

Your human actually has all the right values, even though you can't tell that as the door closes behind them. Think of it this way: their hard work is paying off every time they pour kibble into your bowl.

Taurus

'Ever loyal' is your motto. If it's not other dogs' then don't travel in those circles. Skip the high-society pooches for your more faithful, dependable dog park buddies.

Gemini

It pays to know your neighbors. Extend your mental fence to include them and theirs. Not only does it fit in with your Good Dog Policy, but it gives you that much more to bark at.

Cancer

The hunter in you is coming to the surface. Everything you see looks like it would make a good lunch. Everything smaller than you, that is. When it comes to things bigger, curb your attitude.

Leo

You are spoiled rotten, and now it's official, not that there was ever any question about it. With all the attention lavished on you, no one could escape that obvious conclusion. Don't be shocked by your new diet.

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Virgo

How do you do it? You and your owner are perfectly compatible and someone else wants to know why. You're just not analytical enough to answer, so don't waste too much time soul searching.

Libra

Good manners dictate sharing, but etiquette for humans is apparently different than it is for dogs. Don't let yourself get too bent out of shape over it. The last thing you need is to look too closely at your most important alliance.

Scorpio

Impatience pays off today. You're so busy pulling on the leash that you can't be bothered with any of your usual feuds. The only one not overlooked in your haste is the mailman.

Sagittarius

You live to oblige people, with or without any payoff. But you'll get your fair share of biscuits today without even asking. Don't bother trying not to overeat.

Capricorn

Some are exhausted just watching you, but you can relax when you're old. For today, have fun with other puppies. Consider it your duty and don't waste an extra minute in your basket.

Aquarius

When old relatives come to town, you're invariably bored. Don't be. No one will notice your absence if you slip away at just the right point in the story. You can make it to the dog park and live to tell the tale.

Pisces

'Sit' and 'stay' are beautiful words to you. You don't even have to hear 'good dog' or 'walk' to swoon over your human. If the day is capped off with a good dinner under the table, it will have been the perfect date.

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