Is a Bidet the Perfect Gift?
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As you plan your holiday shopping, birthday shopping, or look for a light-hearted gift idea for any occasion, take pause and really consider the magical gift of year-round cleanliness… it comes in the form of a luxe bidet. Yes, the idea might raise an eyebrow or two, but isn't that what makes a gift memorable?
Whether you’re buying for your significant other, your best friend, or even your child, there’s good reason to consider buying something this unconventional. While it's not your typical festive present, a bidet is an absolutely luxurious addition to anyone’s daily routine.
So, let's dive into the amusing debate: Is it wrong to buy your partner/spouse/friend a bidet as a gift? We say no.
8 Reasons We Love a Toilet Bidet
Creates a spa-like bathroom experience. Imagine walking into a bathroom that feels like a retreat. Bidet toilets offer a luxurious cleanse, and gifting one will elevate the recipient’s daily routine to new levels of comfort and sophistication. Some bidet models have adjustable water temperature, heated seats, and feminine wash settings.
Offers real health benefits. “It’s no secret that washing is more effective with water, and the same logic applies to your bathroom routine,” shares Spencer Weidner, Digital Marketing Manager at Bio Bidet by Bemis. “A hygienic toilet bidet stream will not only be a more effective cleaning solution but also a more comfortable option for those with sensitive skin, hemorrhoids, etc.”
Eco-Friendly. Bidet toilets aren't just about pampering; they're also environmentally friendly. Bidet users across Europe have normalized them for hundreds of years. With less toilet paper and fewer wet wipes to buy and less to use, your gift becomes a small contribution to a greener planet—a present that keeps on giving.
Guaranteed to get daily use. Once installed, you won’t find it shoved in a box at the bottom of the closet.
Kid-friendly. I can’t stress enough that a bidet can change the lives of children, too. Teach them to use it correctly, and you’ll never again experience perpetually smelly bums from poor wiping skills, nor will the toilet be clogged from toilet paper overuse. Clean butts rule.
Easy to install. There are lots of different models to peruse including integrated bidet seats for your toilet, but some of the least expensive, most accessible models are simply a bidet attachment for your standard toilet seat. Redirect the water line, and you’re good to go. (Warm and hot water can be used, but every toilet comes standard with a cold water line, and it’s not nearly as bad as you’d think… even in January.)
Adjustable water pressure. Contrary to what you might think, the pressure control can vary from delicate to fire hose. Only the user can control the water pressure settings.
Easy to clean. Rest assured, they're clean accessories. Some toilet bidets even have a self-cleaning nozzle. Additionally, some bidet models have antibacterial or antimicrobial coatings on the nozzles to inhibit the growth of bacteria.
BioBidet by Bemis
Playful Gifting: Unwrapping the Unexpected
Wrap it creatively. Amp up the fun by creatively wrapping the bidet. You might disguise it as something else, like a fancy gadget or a mysterious box that hints at the surprise within.
Pair it with an accessory. New bath towels or other types of bathroom decor, for example, can help level up the spa-like experience.
Incorporate a funny card. Know your audience. This is the perfect time to include a card with a perfectly-timed poop joke. A well-chosen card can turn the potential awkwardness into amusement, so go ahead, write a cheeky pun that’ll make them smile.
Related: 10 Steps to Prepare Your Bathroom Plumbing for Holiday Guests
The Bottom Line: A Bidet is a Thoughtful Gift
At its core, the bidet is a well-intentioned gift that offers comfort and practicality to the recipient’s everyday routine. It may (and rightfully should) get a chuckle, but it’s an unexpected gesture that focuses on well-being.
“While many people have yet to experience a bidet, the overwhelming majority that try them become long-term users,” reminds Weidner. “So, whether it’s the superior clean, the cozy heated seat, or the savings from using less toilet paper, everyone can find a reason to appreciate what may first seem like an unconventional gift.”
The best gifts are often those that are unexpected, so if your partner or friend has a sense of humor and an adventurous spirit, a bidet might just be the gift they never knew they needed.
