100 Halloween Captions and Quotes for Your Next Instagram Post

Elizabeth Rhodes

Sat, October 10, 2020 at 11:00 AM UTC

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100 Halloween Captions and Quotes for Your Next Instagram Post

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Bewitch your followers with these cute and funny Halloween captions.

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Halloween is exciting for so many reasons: fun decorations, scary movies, pumpkin carving, haunted houses, and of course, capturing every festive moment on camera to post on the 'gram. It's a wildly photogenic time of year, thanks to the costumes, holiday bric-a-brac, and autumnal scenery.

We've rounded up the best Halloween Instagram captions and quotes to fit the seasonal vibe, whether you're going for a spooky aesthetic or sharing photos of your creative costume.

Cute Halloween Instagram Captions

Too cute to spook.
Drop-dead gorgeous.
Sweet like candy.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Oh my gourd, I love Halloween!
If you've got it, haunt it.
What a boo-tiful costume.
Have a fang-tastic Halloween!
Ghouls just want to have fun.
It's the season to trick-or-treat yourself.
Wishing you a spooktacular Halloween!
Hocus pocus!
Happy Howl-oween!
No tricks, just treats.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Stay spooky!
Keep calm and scare on.
All tricks, no treats.
Hay, pumpkin!
Let's give them pumpkin to talk about.

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

Scarier than 2020.
Too ghoul for school.
Felt spooky, might delete.
You say witch like it's a bad thing.
Not today, Satan.
Witch way to the candy?
Creepin' it real.
Here for the boos.
Eat, drink, and be scary.
Resting witch face.
Hot ghoul Halloween.
Just witchful thinking.
Happy Halloween, witches!
#SquadGhouls
Have a bloody good Halloween!
Basic witch.
Who run the world? Ghouls.
I'm 100% that witch.
I'm the ghostess with the mostess.
Just a little batty.
Cheers, witches!
Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
I'm a haunt mess.

Halloween Captions for Couples

Hanging with my boo.
Dancing with the devil.
The trick to my treat.
Thanks for not ghosting me!
Love at first bite.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
You're just my (blood) type.
You make me feel like I'm the only ghoul in the world.
You're just too gourd to be true.
You've got me under your spell.
I love you so much it’s scary.
You are the Jack to my Sally.
Zom-bae alert.
You bewitch me.
#CoupleGhouls

Halloween Quotes from Literature

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." — J. K. Rowling, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." — William Shakespeare, "The Tempest"
"Something wicked this way comes." — William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"
"Mischief managed." — J. K. Rowling, "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"
"Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see." — Edgar Allan Poe, “The System of Dr. Tarr and Prof. Fether"
"Double, double, toil and trouble; fire burn, and cauldron bubble." — William Shakespeare, "Macbeth"
"I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." — L. M. Montgomery, “Anne of Green Gables”
“Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!” — Bram Stoker, “Dracula”
“All hope abandon, ye who enter here.” — Dante Alighieri, “The Divine Comedy”
“Where there is no imagination, there is no horror.” — Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, “A Study in Scarlet”
“And there is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” — Colette, “My Apprenticeships”

Halloween Quotes From Movies and TV

"There are three things that I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." — It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
"I'm the ghost with the most, babe." — "Beetlejuice"
"Amok! Amok! Amok!" — "Hocus Pocus"
"A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality." — It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
"I'm a mouse, duh." — "Mean Girls"
"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color." — "The Addams Family"
"It's Halloween. Everyone's entitled to one good scare." — "Halloween"
"Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." — "Halloweentown"
"You're doomed! You're all doomed!" — "Friday the 13th"
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” — “Hocus Pocus”
“That's right, I am the pumpkin king!” — “The Nightmare Before Christmas”
“There’s a little witch in all of us.” — “Practical Magic”
“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” — “The Rocky Horror Picture Show”
“Do you like scary movies?” — “Scream”

Song Lyrics That Make Perfect Halloween Captions

"I ain't afraid of no ghost." — Ray Parker Jr., "Ghostbusters"
"I put a spell on you." — Screamin' Jay Hawkins, "I Put a Spell on You"
"Bad to the bone." — George Thorogood & The Destroyers, "Bad to the Bone"
"Every little thing she does is magic." — The Police, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
"Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King now." — The Citizens of Halloween, "This Is Halloween"
"They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky. They're all together ooky, the Addams Family." — Vic Mizzy, "The Addams Family" theme
"Grim grinning ghosts come out to socialize." — Disney theme parks' Haunted Mansion theme, "Grim Grinning Ghosts (The Screaming Song)"
"Spooky, scary skeletons, send shivers down your spine." — Andrew Gold, "Spooky, Scary Skeletons"
"I know if I'm haunting you, you must be haunting me." — Beyoncé, "Haunted"
"Baby, it's Halloween. And we can be anything." — Phoebe Bridgers, "Halloween"
"Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time." — Taylor Swift, "Look What You Made Me Do"
"Oh, she's sweet but a psycho" — Ava Max, "Sweet but Psycho"
“You my lil boo thang.” — Paul Russell, “Lil Boo Thang”
“Do you believe in magic?” — The Lovin’ Spoonful, “Do You Believe in Magic?”
"It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll." — “The Time Warp" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show”
"Love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you." — Classic IV, “Spooky”
"It's close to midnight. And something evil's lurking in the dark." — Michael Jackson, “Thriller”

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