31 Hilarious Wives Who Are A Little “Off” In The Best Possible Way

1.This wife who sleeps like a human cocoon:

2.This wife who broke into laughter in a quiet bookstore after noticing the name of this book's editor:

3.And this wife who had her grade school class make "groundhogs" without realizing they looked like, uh, something else:

4.This wife who glanced at the screen and asked, "How could the score be negative?!":

5.This wife who told her husband about their unplanned pregnancy by putting sonogram photos inside this book:

6.And this wife who — after her husband went to sleep — moved the coat stand so that he saw this first thing in the morning:

7.This wife who made a hilarious addition to the scientific paper her spouse was trying to read:

8.This wife who — after her husband bragged about building a website — bought him this cake:

9.And this wife who — after making a charcuterie board for a bachelorette party — let her husband eat the leftovers:

10.This wife who didn't have much faith that her husband could feed their kids by himself:

11.This wife who spilled vanilla on her shorts:

12.And this wife who — after struggling to open the produce bag — "improvised":

13.This wife who found out the hard way that you cannot, in fact, use dish soap in the washer:

14.This wife who saw this movie poster and said it looked like her crotch was on fire:

15.And this wife who — after her husband joked he wanted "cocaine and hookers" for his birthday — bought him this candle:

16.This wife who got impressively immature containers for the bathroom:

17.This wife (with the mind of a 14-year-old boy!) who rearranged these stockings at Target:

18.And this wife who sent her spouse this photo and the caption "your jacket is depressed":

19.This wife who almost certainly got her husband's attention:

20.This wife who marked her colonoscopy appointment on the calendar like this:

21.And this wife — and nurse — who uses this lunchbox:

22.This wife who plotted to jump out and surprise her spouse, but forgot she's seven and a half months pregnant:

23.This 39-weeks-pregnant wife who went to the store for dinner and came back with this:

24.And this wife who has a no-nonsense decorating style:

25.This wife who — after her husband asked her to send a photo of their tire's tread using the "penny trick" — sent this:

26.This wife who — after her spouse complained they couldn't tell which was the salt and which was the pepper — bought the ones on the right:

27.And this wife — with her own love language — who gifted this to her spouse:

28.This wife who — after ordering and receiving this from Amazon — remembered she'd already bought it on Kindle:

29.This wife who made her husband a vasectomy cake:

30.This wife who did the same thing:

31.And this wife who — for reasons known only to herself — requested that a penis be put on her roof when she had it redone:

OK then!