The Indoor Smoker, The One Charging Rent By Attractiveness, And 25 Other Infuriating Roommates
In college, I lucked out and my junior-year roommate was the campus's only female dealer – which meant that a lot of other women on campus chose her for safety. I honestly wasn't mad at the hustle. It was the post-party crowds that would knock on our door at 4 a.m. and the 6 a.m. meetings with her supplier that turned me into an insomniac.
But that has nothing on these infuriating roommates:
1. This roommate refuses to clean their rice cooker and now it's growing another species:
Roommates rice cooker has turned into brain-like tissue. He refuses to clean it, and leaves it on the shared kitchen counter. from mildlyinfuriating
2. This roommate smokes cigarettes indoors:
Cigarettes butt my asshole roommate collecting after days of indoor smoking.... even after i told him to not smoke indoor from mildlyinfuriating
3.This roommate who leaves raw meat just, ya know, laying around:
4. This roommate who charges rent based on how "attractive" they think you are:
Seeking female roommate: rent will be on a sliding scale depending on your looks from ChoosingBeggars
5. This roommate who somehow melted a pot:
6. This roommate who took gaming wayyy to seriously:
After 9 hours at work I come home to see my roommate had smashed my 250 dollar monitor with my air duster. from mildlyinfuriating
7. This roommate who turned a toilet paper roll into a kebab:
8. This roommate who ghosted and then expected a meal:
My ex-roommate, after 2 months of leaving piles of stuff at my place, finally returns to pick it up from ChoosingBeggars
9. This roommate who thinks littering is cool:
Update: Commenters have informed me that these are Grindr messages and this is the most hilarious mistake I've ever made.
10. This roommate who just wants to finish watching Altered Carbon:
11. This roommate who shoved a cup in a toaster oven:
12. This roommate who just might give you COVID:
13. Both of these passive-aggressive roommates:
roommate lets laundry sit in laundry closet (in kitchen) for weeks. left a note. bottom part is response left on fridge. from mildlyinfuriating
14. This roommate who is serving Get Out with their half of the rent:
My roommate meant to text someone else and referred to me as “a black”. Didn’t realize it even after he sent another text till over an hour later. from facepalm
15. This roommate who doesn't have a job and will be in the living room all day:
16. This roommate who destroys utensils:
17. This roommate who refuses to turn the thermostat below 80 degrees:
18. This roommate who leaves just a sip:
19. This roommate who likes to live in the Arctic:
20. This roommate who leaves dishes in the sink for months at a time:
My roommate has been refusing to do his dishes for the past month. Every time i ask him to i get told to piss off. Every time i cleaned his dishes in the past, he just dirtied them agan for me to clean. from mildlyinfuriating
21. This roommate whose butter habits are questionable:
22. This roommate who can't measure:
23. This roommate who spoils milk:
My roommate buys and opens another carton on milk despite there already being one in the fridge. We share the milk. I always end up throwing some away because of this from mildlyinfuriating
24. This roommate who won't take the trash out:
25. This roommate who is setting them up for a home invasion:
26. This roommate who will definitely use the wrong toothbrush:
27. And finally, this roommate who is clearly saving money on buying a future wig by making their own:
Have you ever had a bad roommate? Tell me your horror stories in the comments.
H/T: r/facepalm, r/trashy, r/choosingbeggars, r/mildlyinfuriating
