26 Things That Absolutely Terrified Millennial Children That Are Actually Completely Harmless

As kids, we were convinced...

1.The Bermuda Triangle is not only VERY real, but it will have a VERY big impact on your life:

2.Tearing off the mattress tag is a capital offense:

3.If you swallow a seed, a plant is going to grow in your body:

4.Skunks will get you... eventually:

5.Man-eating plants are going to hunt you down:

6.Quicksand will be a GIGANTIC issue in your small Northeast town:

7.You're going to accidentally eat silica gel and poison yourself:

8.A murderer is hiding right behind that shower curtain:

9.If you don't think quick you're going to get your shoe sucked into the escalator:

10.If you turn on a light in a car, the car will immediately crash:

11.Demons will appear if you don't keep your eyes open in the shower:

12.And demons always come out RIGHT after the light goes out when you're running up stairs:

13.Meteors will be a MAJOR thing:

14.You gotta watch out for booby traps around every corner:

15.Someone is always trying to read your mind:

16.Your face will get stuck like THAT if you keep doing THAT:

17.And so will your eyes:

18.There's a shark in the deep end:

19.The fan's going to fall on you:

20.Gum will never leave your stomach:

21.The moon is following you:

22.One day, you'll be forced to write in cursive every single day for the rest of your life:

23.Black holes are going to be a BIG DEAL:

24.Bugs are gonna climb up in ya:

25.Your hand is going to get stuck in this table forever:

26.And one day, you'll just randomly blow up:

Note: obviously, quicksand, meteors, and freak accidents can be dangerous. This is an entertainment post, not a dissertation, king.