24 Funny Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
24 Funny Boat Names That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
First comes the boat, then comes the name. And we're all for making that name a funny one! Sure, the practice of naming your boat is rich in history and superstition—but nowadays, it's also a way to show off your sense of humor. Proof: The hilarious boat names that we've compiled for you below. So whether you're here for a nauti(cal) or nice laugh even though you don't plan on buying a boat any time soon, or you're ready to take the plunge and want to make sure she pops in the open seas, you're in the right place. Calm seas and funny boat names ahead!
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1) Nauti Buoy
Sorry, but one naughty/ nautical pun wasn't enough—we needed a second, and it needed to be a double.
2) The Siren Song
Get it? Because it's calling you out to sea?
3) Pleasure Island 2.0
Honestly, I got Disney's Pleasure Island confused with the abandoned Discovery Island, so not sure what the joke is here anymore, but I still think the name has a nice ring to it.
4) Dramamine
Dreamy days, Dramamine-filled days, same thing. And her nickname can be "The Drama Mama."
5) OOO
Out of Office forever and ever, and ever. "Ooo" is cute, too. Tomato, tomahto.
6) Call Me Ishmael
A nod to Moby Dick? Smartest ship in the sea, if you ask me. "Loomings," the title of the first chapter, would also be cute.
7) Time Whale Spent
Let's keep the Ahab spirit alive while we're at it. And Herman Melville references aside, if you love a pun, why not put it in writing?
9) The Codfather
Do you think this cod made him an offer he couldn't refuse?
10) Knot on Call
In other words, don't leave him a voicemail, because he won't listen to it.
13) She Got the House
A man and his boat really are inseparable, even when it comes to dividing an estate.
15) Error 404
If Steve Jobs had to name a boat and he didn't like the design...
20) Best of Times
Because when you're on a boat, there's no such thing as the "worst of times."
22) Baby Got Bass
Why, of course one's boat should be an Ode to Sir Mix-A-Lot.
These funny boat names prove that sailors have an amazing sense of humor—read through all 24 examples if you want a good laugh or if you need boat naming inspo.