Michelle Wolf reacts to Billy Joel's hilarious plan for farewell tour

Billy Joel recently gave an interview to Vulture in which he joked about his farewell tour plan — and Michelle Wolf loved the idea.

“Guys, the Billy Joel news is very exciting. he had an interview where he revealed his idea for a farewell tour,” the comedian told the audience on the latest episode of her Netflix show The Break with Michelle Wolf.

Next, the comedian turns her attention to Joel’s love life.

“Billy Joel was married to Christine Brinkley for a while. How unfair is that? She’s gorgeous and he’s some shapes,” she says.

But then she got the audience excited about a surprise appearance from the “Piano Man” singer himself.

“Well we have exciting news, we asked Billy Joel if we provided all the things he asked for — the living room, the glass box, all of it — we asked if he would come on the show he could live out his dream, right here on the show. And guys, this is really exciting, please welcome…. no, he declined,” she said. “Come on, you didn’t really believe Billy Joel was going to sit in a glass box on our stage after we made fun of the idea of being attracted to him, did you?”

Then things took another turn.

“Well you should have, because we have a surprise, put your hands together, the Piano Man himself, Billy…. he’s not here,” she continued, laughing. “Stop falling for it! stop falling for it. you’re going to give yourself a heartatack-ack-ack-ack-ack, you oughta know.”