Lily Allen Said Her Best Friend Wouldn’t Look At Her “The Same Way” If She Knew How “Depraved” The Pornography She Watches Is
Lily Allen has revealed that she watches pornography that is so “depraved” she daren’t even detail it in public.
The British singer opened up during a candid conversation about masturbation on Monday’s episode of her podcast, Miss Me?
Speaking to her best friend and cohost, Miquita Oliver, Lily admitted that she doesn’t even want to tell her what the pornography is because she wouldn’t look at her “the same way again.”
The two women had been taking listener questions about masturbation when Lily made the revelation, with one fan asking if their fantasies had changed as they got older.
After Miquita said that she “probably fantasizes more about kindness now," Lily said: “I actually can’t tell you how depraved my porn selection is.”
“I’m willing to go there for most places,” she continued, referencing how open she usually is about her life. “But, like, this is just one where I don’t even think the Daily Mail could print what I’m into.”
“It’s not, like, illegal,” Lily then clarified. “But it’s definitely niche.”
When Miquita agreed to leave the conversation there, Lily added: “We want to; I’m telling you, I don’t think you’d ever be able to look at me the same way again.”
Miquita then said that she doesn’t like porn, and Lily insisted: “I don’t like it either, but it gets me there! I watch it, and I’m like: ‘What are you doing?! This is so weird!’ and, you know, then I’m coming.”
Later in the conversation, Lily admitted to masturbating in a public parking lot in Houston, Texas, because she couldn’t wait to get back to her hotel room.
“I did have a sneaky wank in a car park once,” she said. “Just after I bought a sex toy and I couldn’t wait to get back to the hotel, so I went and found a dark place and got going. I was in Houston.”
When asked if that was legal, Lily admitted that she didn’t know, adding: “But it was very dark, I turned the lights off, and it was right in the back in the corner of the car park, so no one would have seen me.”
Lily’s comments come after she addressed the devastating backlash she received for revealing that she and her husband, David Harbour, returned a puppy they bought during COVID-19 lockdown because it was “naughty.”
Discussing the pup, who was named Mary Harbour, on her podcast last month, Lily said: “It ate my passport, and so I took her back to the home.”
“She ate all three of our passports, and they had our visas in,” she added, referencing her two daughters. “I cannot tell you how much money it cost me to get everything replaced, because it was in COVID, and so it was an absolute logistical nightmare.”
In addition to the financial cost, Lily's children were also unable to see their dad, Sam Cooper, for months after the incident because he lives in the UK, and they live in New York with Lily.
“Because the father of my children lives in England, I couldn’t get them back to see their dad for, like, four months, five months because this fucking dog had eaten the passports,” she explained. “I just couldn’t look at it. I was like: ‘You ruined my life.’”
“Also, you know, passports weren’t the only things she ate. She was a very badly behaved dog, and I really tried very hard with her, but it didn’t work out. The passports were the straw that broke the camel’s back, so to speak,” she concluded.
Lily came under fierce scrutiny almost immediately after the episode was released, with many criticizing her decision to return the pet. The backlash was so severe that Lily ended up issuing a lengthy statement on X, where she revealed that she’d been receiving “some really abhorrent messages, including death threats.”
"We tried very hard and for a very long time but the passports were the straw that broke the camels back"This is the part of the podcast that the tabloids decided not to quote in their articles about me "dumping my puppy"People have been furiously reacting to a deliberately…
— Lily Allen (@lilyallen) August 25, 2024
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She then explained that the dog had “severe separation anxiety” and that they tried hard to meet her needs by working with behavioral specialists, professional trainers, and volunteers from the shelter they rescued her from before it was agreed that their home was not a good fit for Mary.
Lily also said that Mary was rehomed within 24 hours of her being returned, and that the dog’s “happiness and welfare were central to us making that decision, as difficult as it was.”
“I've had rescue dogs pretty consistently throughout my life since I was 4 years old, I'm pretty good at ascertaining a dog's needs, I have never been accused of mistreating an animal, and I've found this whole week very distressing,” she added at the time.
After issuing this statement, Lily missed two episodes of Miss Me?, with Miquita saying that this was due to her not having Wi-Fi access. Lily said that she “did not enjoy” the fallout of the puppy scandal when she returned to the podcast on Thursday.
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