71 Truly Hilarious "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" Moments That'll Honestly Never Get Old

Warning: There are some Season 8 spoilers in here! ??

1.When Jake asked five potential suspects to sing "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys and got carried away with actually solving the case.

2.When Amy was already 10 steps ahead of Jake for the fifth Halloween heist, and Captain Holt was 15 steps ahead, hiding in their bedroom already dressed.

3.When Gina was in a Die Hard–like hostage situation with Jake and Charles and suggested she make a handy flamethrower to hurt the bad guys.

4.When Rosa suggested that Holt and Kevin have sex in order to make up, and he responded by hilariously yelling, "BONE?!" in the precinct for an hour.

5.When every member of the 99th Precinct guessed how Holt would react to eating a marshmallow, and Charles' prediction was right on point.

6.When Rosa was nervous to tell Marcus she loved him, and confided in Charles that she's only said it to three family members (one time being a major regret).

7.When Gina forced Jake to tell her grandma that she died, just to see how she'd react.

8.When Jake, Amy, and Terry were hiding in Holt's bathroom during his birthday party but ultimately got caught when Amy's dog allergies got the best of her.

9.When Terry and Holt performed their "Push It" dance routine for Amy while she was in labor, hoping to distract her from the pain.

10.When Charles grossed Jake out with his "Dianne Wiest infection" pun and was ultimately responsible for one of the best cold opens ever.

11.When the precinct was packed full of people during lockdown mode, which caused Gina to both worry and lie at the same time.

12.When Captain Holt showed off his best dance moves and challenged a citizen to a competition instead of eating breakfast.

13.When Jake was getting evicted from his home in Brooklyn and introduced Gina to his "organized" billing/mailing system: the mail tub.

14.When Terry was loopy on drugs after almost getting his vasectomy and was completely distracted by Jake's tiny little head.

15.When Jake and Amy lied to the squad that they were expecting twins, just so they could see how Boyle would react.

16.When Terry and Gina checked in on a very sick Rosa resting in the closet, and overheard some pretty dark things she spewed in her sleep.

17.When Charles went shopping for his wedding suit with Jake and, in classic Charles form, revealed himself in the cringiest way possible.

18.When Jake and Amy had a funny-as-heck conversation on the elevator about incorporating the world of Harry Potter into their sex life.

19.When Gina persuaded Holt to make her his campaign manager while he ran for president of the AAGLYNYCPA (African American Gay and Lesbian New York City Policeman's Association), solely because she has great hair and loves to lie.

20.When Holt tried to boost the 99's morale during the night shift and taught them how to smile in the best way he knew how.

21.When Charles abbreviated his "Save the date" wedding invitations to "STD," and the gang couldn't help but make fun of his naivete.

22.When Rosa confided in Holt about how she was going to break up with Marcus (his nephew) by sending a text that read, "We're done. Goodbye."

23.When Amy researched the heck out of Jake's mom before they met, and he asked her if she wanted to be quizzed on it.

24.When Terry was training to get back into the field after a leave of absence and had a hard time adjusting at the shooting range.

25.When Charles took Jake's request to explain a fax machine's function literally and out-Boyled the heck out of himself.

26.When Madeline Wuntch refused to lend Holt a tissue when he was sick, telling him, "If you planned on sneezing, you should've brought your own."

27.When Jake and Charles were completely shocked by how good-looking, smart, and amazing Hitchcock and Scully used to be as cops back in the '80s.

28.When Gina insulted Amy's sexual relationship with Jake (yet again), and Amy responded with her dorky and lovable charm.

29.When Captain Holt tried out a red cap look (à la Paddington Bear), and the entire squad reacted in utter disbelief.

30.When Doug Judy escaped from Jake (yet again) on a tiny boat and confessed his love and admiration for him in the only way he knew how to.

31.When Jake called Mr. Santiago to let him know he planned on proposing to Amy, and went off on the most Jake-like tangent.

32.When Rosa bought Charles a dog named Arlo to help him grieve over his dead dog. But when Charles rejected him, Rosa took over and became a big ball of mush.

33.When Charles couldn't help but interrupt Jake and Amy's personal conversation, and gush how excited he was about their new relationship.

34.When Holt let the sixth Halloween heist get the best of him (so much so that Kevin wouldn't even defend his honor when it came to the championship cummerbund).

35.When Gina asked how hot Detective Majors was on a scale of Charles to Terry, and Charles wasn't afraid to exude his confidence.

36.When Jake called Amy a backstabber for applying for a job at Major Crimes with the Vulture, and compared her to Iago from Aladdin.

37.When Gina gave a rundown on the various levels of Amy's alcohol tolerance, aka the Santiago Drunkenness Scale.

38.When Charles took Jake's "Title of your sex tape" pun to a whole new level on Amy and Jake's wedding day.

39.When the gang traveled to Boyle's house for the weekend, and Terry unapologetically enjoyed himself by shifting into "Vacation Terry" mode.

40.When Rosa made fun of Amy's interest in Teddy because he was a "good listener," and instead explained the most important quality she looks for in a guy: "Real stuff — shape of his ass."

41.When Jake and Amy made their arrest bet at the beginning of the series, and Jake made fun of her strong grip.

42.When Gina hosted a G-Hive event and made a fan of hers feel so seen and excited just by being her true, iconic self.

43.When Holt told Rosa he sent Kevin a dick pic, and described it the only way he would: "A digital phallus portrait."

44.When Pimento lost his memory like the main character in Memento, and had truly bizarre reminders tattooed all over his body.

45.When Amy really had to pee while they were on assignment, and Rosa "helped" soothe her pain by making calm, water-like noises.

46.When Holt bragged to Jake about Cheddar's popularity on Instagram as an overweight pup, with an account dubbing him a "thicc king."

47.When Amy goofily tried to suck up to Holt at the beginning of the series, only to be struck with his logic in return.

48.When Jake and Charles were tracking down who stole and resold Lil Wayne's designer sneakers, and Charles documented Lil Wayne's name completely wrong.

49.When Wuntch recorded and left a video specifically for Holt when she died, and Rosa made a Holt-like diss about her.

50.When Jake tried to compliment Terry's strong muscles in the Jakest way, and Terry brought him back down to earth.

51.When Gina felt panicked as a new member of the Boyle family, especially when it came down to vacationing with them in Iowa.

52.When Jake encouraged Holt to be the "Jake" of the difficult confrontation with his mother, and Holt out-Jaked himself.

53.When Amy felt stressed that Wuntch would fail the 99 during an evaluation, and brought up the only F she received in her life: recess in second grade.

54.When the 99 ended up at the plaza from Die Hard during their road trip back to Brooklyn, and Jake couldn't help but stop everything to do a photo shoot.

55.When Charles approached Gina at her desk to talk to her, and she dismissed him in the most Gina way.

56.When the 99 was in charge of redecorating the break room, and Rosa immediately pulled inspiration from Cameron Diaz's and Kate Winslet's homes in The Holiday.

57.When Jake was stressed out after he lost Cheddar, and gathered the 99 to help find him.

58.When Rosa tried to make Terry feel better about aging and going bald, and he made a quick and witty joke comparing himself to Vin Diesel.

59.When Terry and Amy interrupted Charles' daydream about Jake while Jake was stuck in prison, and Charles went bananas on them.

60.When Hitchcock expressed to Scully that he wanted him to marry his wife if he ever died, and they shook on it in the most Hitchcock and Scully way.

61.When Charles tried to help a stressed-out Amy with baby Mac at Holt's "lake house," and she snapped at him with a brilliant insult.

62.When Rosa made a subtle dig at Amy during a morning brief when they were discussing the longest stakeouts they've ever been on.

63.When Holt persuaded his friendly neighbor in Coral Palms while he was undercover as a straight man named Greg.

64.When Nikolaj told Charles there was a monster in his closet, and when he opened it to see Pimento standing there, the three of them screamed in unison.

65.When Amy caught Rosa in a lie during the gruesome night shift, and expressed her frustration in the dorkiest way possible.

66.When Terry went undercover as a suspect in a lineup and released one of his hilarious alter egos: Scary Terry.

67.When Charles taught Hitchcock and Scully a vending machine trick that would change their lives, and the dynamic duo were totally blown away by it.

68.When Jake ran out of Shaw's because he made a case breakthrough and totally forgot to pay his end of the bill to Gina.

69.When Rosa offered her apartment for the 99 to stake out in, and still remained ever so private about its true location.

70.When Terry accidentally broke Holt's laptop and, after putting it together, had to answer the most obscure Holt-like security question.

71.And when Rosa filled Jake in on everything he missed while he was undercover with the mob, including the ever-iconic "Gina Incident."