Here Are 54 Of The Best And Most Memorable Quotes From "Friends"

I recently read that there are a total of over 5,200 minutes of Friends episodes.

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In other words, just shy of 87 hours — or 236 episodes, or 10 seasons.

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You get the idea.

That's a lot of opportunities for standout quotes, of which there are many.

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Here are just some of them:

1.“Welcome to the real world!"

2.“It’s not even for me!”

3.“WE WERE ON A BREAK!”

4.“Gum would be perfection."

5.“Could I be wearing any more clothes?”

6.“She’s your lobster.”

7.“Don’t be in one.”

8.“Spit-on-your-neck fantastic.”

9.“MY SANDWICH?!”

10."Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

11.“I had to eat everything.”

12.“A girl’s gotta eat.”

13.“You’re doing it wrong.”

14.“You’re a shoe!”

15.“Unagi.”

16."I've missed the last twelve-hundred times."

17.“Can I eat it?”

18.“I don’t want to.”

19.“Why didn’t you make a copy?”

20.“Does she have a wedding dress?”

21.“She is just my wife.”

22."A great deal of sweating."

23.“I don’t hang up on your friends.”

24.“‘Hold me closer, Tony Danza.’”

25.“Damn the jellyfish.”

26.“Who's FICA?”

27.“No more falafel.”

28.“My diamond shoes are too tight!’”

29.“I’d pee on any one of you!”

30.“They don’t know.”

31.“I think I could show this cake a good time.”

32.“Why do they have to become people?”

33.“Say the right name.”

34."I like…maintaining you.”

35.“JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!”

36.“Princess Consuela."

37.“Still talking!”

38.“Decisions.”

39.“PIVOT!”

40.“SHUT UP!”

41."A moo point."

42.“We must alert the church elders!”

43.“Just be yourself.”

44.“Beef in the trifle!”

45.“A no-sex pact, huh?”

46."The only response to 'I love you...'"

47.“Naked Thursdays.”

48.“This is for life.”

49.“I know!”

50.“NOOOOOOOOOO.”

51."Tastes like feet."

52."I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."

53.“How you doin’?”

54.“Smelly cat, smelly cat.”

Was your favorite quote on the list? If not, sound off in the comments!

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