27 Times Winston Bishop Made The Already Hysterical "New Girl" 1,000,000 Times Funnier

1.When we went through Prank Sinatra's CV.

2.When Winston avoided studying for his police academy exam by making paper snowflakes.

3.When Nick told Jess what she needed to do to fit in with her boyfriend's extremely wealthy parents, and Winston came in hot with a great "fact."

4.When Winston said he was once turned on by gas mileage.

5.When he said, "Whether or not Santa's real."

6.When he saw a beautiful woman.

7.When was he sore from police academy and rolled off the couch.

8.When he took an unexpectedly dark turn.

9.When drunk Winston made a point.

10.When Young Winston discussed his virginity.

11.When Winston was sitting closer than Nick.

12.When he was insecure about his looks.

13.When he went through places he'd been dumped.

14.When, somehow, he was the normal one.

15.When he explained who was going to be doing his police academy background check.

16.When Winston, Jess, and Nick were stuck in some air ducts with a loose badger.

17.When he introduced his friends to his and Aly's child.

18.When he lied and told Jess that Cece liked Nick, but he didn't want her talking to Cece about it — it's a whole thing.

19.When Reagan saw something under Nick's bed.

20.When Winston got weird drinking a fruity drink.

21.When he revealed one thing he and Furguson do together.

22.When he tried to leave the loft.

23.But he actually did have to go.

24.When Winston lifted a car off of a kid who was stuck.

25.When he showed how great he is on the phone while pretending to be Schmidt.

26.When he got Schmidt's reference.

27.And finally, this whole rant, which I could never do justice through mere images.