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The 14 Best ‘Severance’ Merch And Gifts Both Your Innie and Outtie Can Agree On
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Praise Kier, because with Severance‘s second season in full swing on Apple TV+, there’s never been a better time to show off your love for the Innies in Macrodata Refinement.
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But besides a Lumon company tote, vending machine token, and a Macrodata Refiner’s Orientation Booklet given out at a recent Grand Central Station pop-up before the Season Two premiere, Apple TV+ has (surprisingly) yet to release any official merch. Starring Adam Scott, Zach Cherry, Britt Lower, Tramell Tillman, and Patricia Arquette, we’re not surprised that this workplace mystery-box has become one of the buzziest shows of 2025 so far (even inspiring an unofficial website dedicated to Lumon Industries, along with eight chapters of the fictional self-help book The You You Are — penned by Dr. Ricken Lazlo Hale, PhD — releasing digitally on Apple Books). So why can’t we get one of those sweet Lumon perks (if not a Music Experience, then at least a t-shirt?).
At A Glance: The Best Severance Merch for 2025
As we’re all currently banging at the door like John Turturro‘s Irving in Season One’s finale (IYKYK) for anything and everything Lumon, fans have done what they do best and filled the Kier-sized hole in our hearts with fan-made gear. We’ve spotted some of the best Severance merch and gifts from sites like Redbubble, Etsy and Amazon amongst others.
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Whether you’re looking for a celebratory “Waffle Party” tee for your “Outie” to wear to a viewing party, or a Lumon laptop sticker to remind your “Innie” that the work is mysterious and important, this is the best Severance merch we’ve found across the web (and don’t forget to catch up on new episodes of the show online, airing weekly on Apple TV+).
The Best Severance Merch and Gifts
Lumon Industries Casual Friday T-Shirt
$22+
For those casual Fridays at the office, this Lumon t-shirt is corporate chic at its finest. Made from 100% cotton, this shop uses Bella Canvas and Next Level tees that have a more modern fit than typical screen-printed shirts, so they’ll feel worn-in the first time you put it on. Available in four colorways and unisex sizing, S-3XL.
Scary Numbers Macrodata Backpack
$40.11 $50.14 20% off
Refining is not for the faint of heart — those are some scary numbers! While you’re boxing away those numerical sequences, keep your hands free and carry all your important gear comfortably with this Macrodata Backpack. With an internal laptop sleeve along with adjustable padded straps, you’re ready to take on the workday with Woe, Frolic, Dread, and Malice.
Severance Waffle Party Crewneck
$35.38+
We’re still not sure what’s up with that one Lumon perk…but if you’ve been awarded the honor of Refiner of the Quarter, then celebrate with this “I Earned A Waffle Party” crewneck. Made from a cotton-polyester blend, it’s a comfy reminder to always hit your quarterly goals! Available in six colorways and unisex sizing, S-5XL.
"A Handshake Is Available Upon Request" Coffee Mug
$17.99
Upon Mark’s promotion in Season One, former CEO Ms. Cobel informs him that a “a handshake is available upon request”. You too can let everyone know that workplace pleasantries are only to be exchanged after you’ve had your morning cup of coffee — ideally out of this ceramic Lumon company mug.
"The You You Are" by Dr. Ricken Lazlo Hale, PhD Book Replica
$29.38+
Although it’s clear that Mark’s “Outtie” can barely stand to be a room for five minutes with his brother-in-law, Ricken, his so-called “spiritual biography” inspired “Innie” Mark to lead what is now known within Lumon as the “Macrodat Uprising”. The good news is you don’t have to read a single word of Ricken’s work (although Apple Books does have a preview, as mentioned before), but you can get your own hardcover notebook replica of this infamous self-help guide. If you are keen to become enlightened, though, you do have the option to buy the full book with all 29 chapters.
Severance Mark S. T-Shirt
$19.34 $25.79 25% off
Mark S. has gone on an incredible journey as an Innie, and we’re at the edge of our seats waiting to see how he’s going to handle…wait, you thought we were just going to give away spoilers for free? Not so — but if you can’t get enough of this Lumon rebel with a cause, then this oversized, cotton t-shirt is 100% for you. Available in 19 different colorways and unisex sizing, S-5XL.
Lumon Industries Recycles Tote Bag
$12.86 $17.15 25% off
Lumon is listening…Lumon cares…and, most importantly, Lumon recycles! Yes, this megacorp is keeping sustainability front of mind while they keep the human rights of Innies, er, more towards the back. But at least this reusable, lightweight go-everywhere tote bag shows that your “Outtie” is ready to shop responsibly.
Severance MDR Group Photo Enamel Pin
$15
In celebration of the new MDR department hire, Helly (although we’re not so sure the woman down there is “Helly” anymore), this pint-sized enamel pin replicates the MDR group photo that Mark saves on his desk. Complete with an illustrated backing card (there’s even a variant based on Petey’s map of the office), we implore you — please try to enjoy each pin equally.
Defiant Jazz Severance Poster
$15.69
Of all the songs one could pick for their Music/Dance Experience, we think we love Defiant Jazz the most (although Reckless Disco and Hootin’ Tootin’ Country would be close runner-ups). Remind yourself of one of the last times the Innies felt a crumb of joy with this canvas poster featuring Helly and Milchick dancing it out on the floor of the Macrodata Refinement Department. Available in 8 x 12 inch up to 12 x 18 inch sizing.
Mark and Helly Acrylic Keychains
$12+
Ah, our favorite love square somehow involving only two people — artist CallingWes has adapted Mark and Helly’s image into adorable, marketable keychains. These double-sided charms have a durable epoxy finish, so they’re less likely to get scratched if you throw a stapler at them (not so much for Mark S.’s head, though).
Severance Inspired 2025 Calendar
$18
A busy schedule is less intimidating when it’s aesthetically pleasing, and we love this Severance 2025 calendar filled with Lumon-inspired quotes to keep your four tempers balanced throughout the workweek. From eerie corporate wisdom like “midyear excellence requires unwavering devotion”, to dark humor based on the show, you’ll stay motivated (if not slightly unsettled).
Macrodata Refinement Sweatshirt
$16.76+ $30.46+ 45% off
Become a part of the Innie inner circle and show off your MDR pride with this Lumon-themed sweatshirt. It’s got that minimalist text that reminds us of the office’s set (something about the Eighties aesthetic screams ‘too big to fail’!). Wrap yourself in this cozy company merch and try not to think about what “Cold Harbor” refers to. Available in three colorways and unisex sizing, S-5XL.
Petey's Lumon Map Tapestry
$31.93 $39.91 20% off
Trying to find your way around the Lumon offices? Those never-ending white hallways do not look easy to navigate, but lucky for you, Petey left behind a crudely-drawn map — and now you can get it as a decorative wall tapestry. Made from lightweight material, don’t let the confusing and mysterious drawings get you down! Someday we’ll find out what Lumon is really up to. Available in 59.8 x 51.2 inch up to 103.9 x 88.2 inch sizes.
Retro 'Severed' Eighties Computer Terminal Charging Dock for Apple iPhone
$43.96 $54.95 20% off
While we can’t get you your own desktop computer that says “Hello Ms. Cobel”, we can suggest this alternative: a sleek retro-futurist charging dock. Designed to fit an Apple MagSafe charger perfectly, you can use your iPhone Pro or Pro Max’s “Standby” feature to show off an homage to the Lumon workplace. It’s sleek yet practical, fitting perfectly on an “Innie” work desk whether you’re a Severance fan or not.
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